Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restuartant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

November 7, 2012, 2:40 pm

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Do you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth?!?!

Language Barrier Keeps Thugs For Robbing Chinese Restaurant</h2?

Authorities in Florida credited a language barrier with foiling a trio of armed robbers who targeted a Chinese restaurant.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said the three masked men entered the New China eatery in Orlando a little after 9 p.m. Monday and demanded three employees hand over the money from the cash register, the Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday.

However, the employees apparently had trouble understanding the robbers. Two of the masked men pounded on the register in an attempt to open it, accidentally firing a gun in the process.

Police said the attempted robbers left without any cash and hopped a retaining wall into Woodridge Apartments. A police dog led officers to a car and three men were detained, but not officially arrested.

No injuries were reported.

Dumba$$ criminals, we feel sowwy for there mudders.

Sidebar: Not for nothin’ the whole “I don’t understand what you’re saying” routine might be an immigrant’s best defense against armed robbers, then again, it might get someone shot…

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November 7, 2012, 2:48 pm

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So many things wrong with this picture…smh

Facebook User Posts Message Containing Racial Slur About President Obama

47% of the country may have celebrated President Obama’s historic re-election victory over Mitt Romney last night, but there were still more than a few folks who were saltier than Mittens himself about the GOP taking the ultimate L.

This shady azz Facebook user had no problems letting the cyberworld know how she really felt following the announcement of President Obama’s win.

It doesn’t stop there, though. The user apparently got offended when one of her friends called her out on her bs:

SMH.

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Damn!: The Most High Tech Prosthetic Arm In The World [Video]

November 7, 2012, 3:04 pm

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We gotta hand it to them… pretty dope:

A father who lost his arm in an accident six years ago has been given a new lease of life by a hi-tech bionic hand which is so precise he can type again. Nigel Ackland, 53, has been fitted with the Terminator-like carbon fibre mechanical hand which he can control with movements in his upper arm. The new bebionic3 myoelectric hand, which is also made from aluminium and alloy knuckles, moves like a real human limb by responding to Nigel’s muscle twitches. Incredibly, the robotic arm is so sensitive it means the father-of-one can touch type on a computer keyboard, peel vegetables, and even dress himself for the first time in six years.

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Nas And Pops Olu Dara Get That Good GAP Gwap!

November 7, 2012, 3:08 pm

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Congratulations to one of our favorite MC’s Nas and his jazz legend pops Olu Dara! The father-son musician duo have been tapped by the GAP for their new holiday campaign. Nas shared the news via Instagram Wednesday afternoon.

Here’s a look at how the window display looks as well:

You likey???

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November 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

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Hate It Or Love It?!?! The Day After Barack’s Re-election, Magazine Runs Offensive, Racist Story Online!

The day after the election, a Chinese ad for Durex brand condoms was run in Ad Age Magazine and it made us wonder if the timing was a lil off for this one?

The story on Ad Age calls the image ‘Risque’ but the question is, should they have run the dayum thing at all?:

In China, Durex Shows Difference Between Obama and Romney
Risque Post on Sina Weibo Blog Uses Innuendo And Photos Of Candidates’ Wives

Condom brand Durex posted a risque bit of post-election analysis in China, using its account on Sina Weibo, a Chinese microblog.

The post features a picture of a smiling Michelle Obama holding her two hands widely apart, as if measuring the size of something. In another photo below, a less happy Ann Romney glumly holds up one small finger.

The Mandarin-language caption says it all: “The difference between Obama and Romney is…”

Thoughts??

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November 8, 2012, 2:19 pm

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Beyonce Poses In Bunny Ears And Represents Brooklyn

Not sure what the story is behind this latest photo from the Bey Hive vault…and it probably won’t be explained any time soon. Maybe a throwback Halloween photo?

All those days away from home after Hurricane Sandy must have brought out another side of Bey Bey.

How would you caption this?

Check out another side-eye worthy photo of a thug-faced Bey reppin’ for her hubby’s hometown team when you hit the flip..

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For The Ladies: David Beckham Drops Down To His Drawers For H&M

November 8, 2012, 2:22 pm

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Ladies… you likey? We’re definitely lovin’ the newest David Beckham Bodywear ads for H&M’s holiday campaign. And it’s not cuz the sweats look so comfy either.

Believe it or not, it gets better.

Hit the flip to see David stripped down to his skivvies…

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Guess Which Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Banger Was Spotted Flossin’ Her Bikini-Clad Backs?

November 8, 2012, 2:51 pm

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These cakes belong to a bi-racial beauty who is known for her work as a model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and for being the future wife of one of R&B’s most successful singer/songwriters. This one should be a cinch.

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A Lil Positivity: 11-Year-Old Boy Fights Off Pitbulls To Save 5-Year-Old Sister’s Life

November 8, 2012, 3:01 pm

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11-Year-Old Boy Fights Off Pittbulls To Save 5-Year-Old Sister’s Life

An 11-year-old boy will be getting a lifetime of gratitude from his young sister after her saved her from a potentially fatal pitbull attack by jumping in to go toe-to-toe with the dogs himself.

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When two pitbulls rushed through the hole of a chain linked fence and attacked an 11-year-old boy and his 5-year-old sister in Dublin, Ga., big brother took charge.

According to 13 WMAZ-TV, Maleik Carr and his sister Jalia walk through a backyard along the fence to get to the school bus stop each day. But on Monday morning, they were met by the two angry dogs.

“The brown and white dog ran to the other side, jumped out of the fence and the black one did too, and they started snapping at Jalia. So I ran over there started kicking them away from her, and they bit me. And I told Jalia to run,” says Maleik.

She dashed across the street as her big bro bravely battled the two pitbulls.

When they started biting on his legs, he took his sister’s toy chair and began beating them with it. He battled them long enough to hop over his own fence where his sister met and then rushed him to the hospital.

Such a brave young man! Thank goodness for big brothers.

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November 8, 2012, 3:06 pm

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Send For The Sandman! 9 Celebs Who Got Regected Or Booed Off The Apollo Stage Before Making It Big

November 8, 2012, 3:07 pm

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F*ck An Obama-Hatin’ Thug: Las Vegas Employer Follows-Through With His Threat And Fires Employees After Barack Wins!

November 8, 2012, 4:11 pm

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The business owner says he ‘warned’ his employees that if Barack was re-elected, he would have to let people go because of Obamacare!!

That’s some straight bull right there, and according to CBS Las Vegas, the employer (who wished to remain anonymous) admits he encouraged them to vote for Mittens in order to prevent their own fate…SMH:

A Las Vegas business owner with 114 employees fired 22 workers today, apparently as a direct result of President Obama’s re-election.

“David” (he asked to remain anonymous for obvious reasons) told Host Kevin Wall on 100.5 KXNT that “elections have consequences” and that “at the end of the day, I need to survive.”

“I’ve done my share of educating my employees. I never tell them which way to vote. I believe in the free system we have, I believe in the right to choose who they want to be president, but I did explain as a business owner that I have always put my employees first. I always made sure that when I went without a paycheck that [I] made sure they were paid. And I explained that I always put them first and unfortunately I’m at a point where I’m being forced to have to worry about me and my family now and a business that I built from just me to 114 employees.

“I explained to them a month ago that if Obama gets in office that the regulations for Obamacare are gonna hurt our business, and I’m gonna have to make provisions to make sure I have enough money to cover the payroll taxes, the additional health care I’m gonna have to do, and I explained that to them and I said you do what you feel like in your heart you need to do, but I’m just letting you know as a warning this is things I have to think of as a business owner.

“Well unfortunately, and most of my employees are Hispanic — I’m not gonna go into what kind of company I have, but I have mostly Hispanic employees — well unfortunately we know what happened and I can’t wait around anymore, I have to be proactive. I had to lay off 22 people today to make sure that my business is gonna thrive and I’m gonna be around for years to come. I have to build up that nest egg now for the taxes and regulations that are coming my way. Elections do have consequences, but so do choices. A choice you make every day has consequences and you know what, I’ve always put my employees first, but unfortunately today I have to put me and my family first, and you watch what’s gonna happen. I’m just one guy with 114 employees — well was 114 employees — watch what happens in the next six months. The Dow alone lost 314 points today. There’s a tsunami coming and if you didn’t think this election had consequences, just wait.”

Lots of folks had some pretty rude comments to make and most were in defense of this fool. People are really pissed that Barack’s got another four years and the divide in this country right now is undeniable.

Do you think he jumped the gun on this one??

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That’s A Wrap!!! Robney Concedes In Florida After Senior Advisor Admits They Didn’t Do Enough To Win!

November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm

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Sometimes you just got to know when to throw in the towel. And Romney’s camp was at least smart enough to not try to drag this isht out any longer than necessary.

According to YahooNews:

While ballots are still being counted in the state of Florida, a senior adviser for Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign told the Miami Herald on Thursday that they are effectively conceding the Sunshine State and its 29 electoral votes to President Barack Obama.

“The numbers in Florida show this was winnable,” Brett Doster said in a statement to the paper. “We thought based on our polling and range of organization that we had done what we needed to win. Obviously, we didn’t, and for that I and every other operative in Florida has a sick feeling that we left something on the table. I can assure you this won’t happen again.”

Florida would give the president a total of 332 electoral votes. Romney would finish with 206.

According to state officials, Obama leads Romney 49.9 percent (or 4,180,697 votes) to 49.24 percent (or 4,124,865 votes)—a margin of 55,832 votes—with more than 97 percent of the vote counted. If the final margin is within a half percentage point, there would be an automatic recount.

Romney conceded the election to Obama early Wednesday.

Earlier Thursday, Jim Messina, the president’s campaign manager, said during a conference call with reporters that they expected Obama would be named “the official winner in Florida later today.” Saturday is the deadline for counties to file their preliminary results with the state.

The final tally is expected to be certified on Nov. 20.

Alright Florida. Always the last dayum one to count up all the votes.

Maybe you can have your isht together for the 2016 elections!!

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Florida Crazies: Freakazoid Principal Resigns After Offering Promotions In Exchange For Gettin’ It In!!

November 8, 2012, 6:33 pm

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This pervert is the dayum Mayor of his city too!!

He swears it’s not going to happen again so he’s not stepping down from his political position…SMH.

According to ABC News:

A Florida high school principal who offered teachers’ promotions in exchange for sex has resigned from his position.Steve Van Gorden’s resignation comes after a 300-page investigative report by Pasco County school officials into allegations of sexual harassment.

Several teachers claim Van Gorden, who is also the mayor of Zephyrhills, sent text messages offering career boosts in exchange for sex and threatened them if they refused.

Van Gorden said he’s sorry.

“The bottom line is I’m truly sorry for what occurred, and it’s not going to happen again,” Van Gorden said.

Van Gorden has a year and a half left on his term as mayor.

Didn’t he know he’d get caught???

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Rihanna Drops ‘Diamonds’ Music Flick For The World To See [Video]

November 8, 2012, 6:56 pm

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Hate it or love it?? Rih Rih’s video for ‘Diamonds’ dropped and we’ve got it here for your viewing pleasure.

What we’d like to know is whether or not you’re feelin’ this one?

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Jesus Take The Wheel: California Man Rapes Mentally Disabled Woman On A City Bus

November 9, 2012, 1:15 pm

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Man Rapes Mentally Disabled Woman On The City Bus

In disturbing story out of Los Angeles, it is being reported that a man took advantage of an 18-year-old mentally disabled woman by raping her while they both were passengers on the city bus.

via Fox News

Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials say they have arrested a man accused of raping a mentally disabled woman on a city bus.

Sgt. Dan Scott says the suspect boarded the bus with the woman in Culver City, followed her to the back of the bus and forced himself on her Wednesday at about 5:10 p.m.

A lone witness tried to alert the bus driver that the rape was happening, but it continued for about 10 minutes until the suspect stopped and exited the bus.
Scott says the 18-year-old woman has the mental capacity of a 10-year-old. After the alleged rape, she reported the assault to the driver.

Based on surveillance video, authorities say the suspect is a black man who is 5-feet-10 inches tall with a medium build.

Hopefully they find this scumbag and karma literally hits his azz when he gets locked up. Disgusting.

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Watermelon Woman (Andressa Soares) Drops New Music Video “Eu Quero Ti, Eu Quero Dá” [Video]

November 9, 2012, 1:25 pm

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“Eu Quero Ti, Eu Quero Dá” means “I Want You, I Want To Give You…”

Give us what?

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November 9, 2012, 1:32 pm

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As the week comes to a close Mitt Romney is probably breathing a heavy sigh of relief, because he doesn’t have to do the political dance only to lose (another) bid for president… Continue

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Behind The Scenes Of J.Cole’s Born Sinner Shoot [Photos]

November 9, 2012, 1:35 pm

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J. Cole lit the net on fire a few days ago when he announced the title and date of his new album, Born Sinner. In a simple and short video featuring what looked like a miniature J.Cole holding up signs, the North Carolina native took us to church in the promo video… Continue

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Twitter Files: Are Evelyn And Chad E-Flirting On Twitter With Childish Code??

November 9, 2012, 1:48 pm

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Head-butting aside, these two are perfect for each other…

Evelyn Lozada And Chad Ochocinco Using Code To Flirt Over Twitter

Since Evelyn decided to lift the restraining order against her ex-husband Chad Johnson, the two are legally allowed to communicate freely in public. Now in the court of public opinion, Evelyn would probably incur the same wrath as Rihanna is if she were ever to decide to rekindle a relationship with Chad, even if it were just a genuine friendship.

That said, perhaps that is why Ev and Chad are trying to keep whatever the hell it is they have on the d-low, but as always the tweets are watchin’.

At 3:44pm Nov. 7 Ev sent out this Tweet.

Four minutes later…

Then, the next day (almost around the same time), Evelyn used the cryptic emoji icon again in response to a tweet she got from a student in a college class that Chad was Skyping with.

This could be absolutely nothing, but knowing how adolescent these two can be, we wouldn’t be surprised at all if they were playing a lil’ game with each other.

After a some time has passed, would you still throw Evelyn under the bus if she let Chad back inside her…life?

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