Sloppy Seconds: J Lo May Get Gig As The New ‘IDOL’ Judge Since Ellen Said F*ck Simon

Sources say J Lo’s formerly famous derriere will now fill the empty judges seat on American Idol. Ironically, she needs it to revive her career and Ellen Degeneres dumped it to save her career. After Simon Cowell bowed out of American Idol, celebs started pouring out of the woodwork for an opportunity to crush and [...]