Glad they caught the creep.

Man Arrested For Walking On Rihanna’s Roof

Rihanna stays being the focus of some crazed stalker. Men fantasize about that West Indian box until they can no longer beat the bishop and that’s when crazy ish happens.

According to TMZ

Well this is bizarre — a man was arrested last night for tiptoeing around Rihanna’s roof … but lucky for the singer, security guards nabbed the guy before he made it much further.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, private security guards near Rihanna’s Pacific Palisades property called police just after 10 PM, reporting they had detained the 26-year-old alleged trespasser. Guards then held the man until officers arrived, and turned him over. The man was subsequently placed under arrest.

We’re told the man was adamant … he did NOT know it was Rihanna’s house he was creeping around — though cops tell us he had a Google map of the area pulled up on his phone. (Maybe he just got really lost???)

Bail was set $2,882. He’s still in custody.

According to the L.A. Times — which broke the story — Rihanna wasn’t home at the time … she’s in the U.K. on her Diamonds World Tour.

It’s been a wild year for Rihanna’s L.A. pad — she was swatted in April … and there was also that guy who tried to break into her house and sleep in her bed. The perks of being famous.

You didn’t know that was Ri Ri’s roof and you had a Google map? What the phuck was he doing on the roof… hoping to catch Ri Ri in the nude? FOH.

She might be a little small, but Kim And Kanye’s precious seed is already smiling and stuntin’ on the rest of the newborns at the hospital nursery.

Via People Magazine reports:

Leave it to a Kardashian girl to make a dramatic entrance!

That’s exactly what happened when Kim Kardashian, 32, delivered a daughter roughly three weeks early.

With exclusive interviews with members of the couple’s innermost circle, this week’s PEOPLE cover story looks inside the emotional, harrowing night Kardashian and her boyfriend of 16 months, Kanye West, 36, spent at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles awaiting the birth of their firstborn.

Admitted June 14 due to complications, Kardashian – whom sources confirm was about 37 weeks pregnant – went into premature labor.

Keep up with Kim Kardashian in the pages of PEOPLE Magazine by subscribing now.

West, meanwhile, who’d returned from promoting his new album Yeezus in Europe just hours before, rushed to her side.

By the next day, Kardashian had given birth to a girl, “the prettiest, tiniest thing with a full head of straight, dark hair, a cute little nose and Kim’s lips,” says one of several close friends who visited her over the weekend. “She’s already smiling!”

Though she’s been spending time in an incubator to regulate her body temperature, a standard course of treatment for premature babies, Baby K – whose parents have nearly decided on a name – is “doing very well,” says a hospital source.

As for West and Kardashian, who’d been dogged by rumors about their relationship in the months leading up to the birth, the new parents are over the moon.

For more details on Kardashian’s emotional emergency delivery, their new baby, and whether a wedding is on the way, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday

This kid has Kim’s lips — they mean the pre lip-injection jawns right? SMH.

In related news, word is Ye is now eager to walk down the aisle with Kim.

Hit the flip for details on that!

Twitter is one of the greatest inventions ever where the witty, clever and illiterate come to laugh, network, tell ALL their business to complete strangers and slander everything, randomly, for free. First, we showcased the funniest ladies in Twitter Negronia, the hilarious fellas and now the ladies again.

Here are ten more of the funniest ladies on (Black) Twitter. Take a look.

Howard University Responds To Accusations Of Bias Against Prospective Black Male Students

Yesterday, we reported on an article by Dr. Boyce Watkins in which she addressed the recent claim made by a conference speaker that prestigious HBCU Howard University had purposely excluded black male students from their medical school this year and ended up with zero black make students admitted to the program.

In response to the claim, a Howard University professor reached out to BOSSIP to clear up claims that the school says are inaccurate with this statement:

A recent article circulated online erroneously states that the Howard University College of Medicine did not admit any African-American males this year. As of June 18, 2013, of the 120 newly admitted medical school students, more than 30 percent are African-American men.

The data presented in the article are inaccurate and misleading. Howard University has a legacy of producing highly qualified and compassionate African-American physicians and other health care professionals who deliver patient care particularly in communities that have a shortage of physicians and public health professionals.

And there you have it. We can definitely appreciate the school taking the time to clear this up and set the record straight.

Lock her azz up and throw away the key.

Married Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Students

This dirty beyotch took advantage of at-risk youth. That’s a damn shame.

According Mail Online

A married teacher turned herself into police after she was accused of having sex with multiple students at different times since 2006.

Denise Keesee, 38, who was a math and special education teacher at Sherwood High School in Oregon, has been charged with six counts of second-degree child abuse related to two boys.

The alleged sexual encounters took place at the school during school hours, at her home and at the home of the boys.

She was also a soccer coach.

According to Detective Robert Rookhuyzen of the Washington County sheriff’s office, none of the victims came forward willingly and police believe there may be more.

‘Some of the students she worked with were in a program for at-risk youth,’ Rookhuyzen told KGW. ‘These were young people who had come from broken homes, not doing well in school. And she was able to become buddies with them.’

He said Keesee would ‘date’ the students, taking them to movies and the park.

Keesee’s husband Adam is the school’s police liaison officer and police believe this may have deterred some of the victims from coming forward.

Adam Keesee is employed by the Sherwood Police Department and has not been accused of any wrongdoing. He has since been reassigned.

The investigation into the special education teacher started in October 2012 after details about one alleged sexual relationship emerged. She was placed on administrative leave and has since resigned.

Why do these educated women seek out these young boys? Maybe someone molested her as a child and she is just continuing the cycle.

Paris, this is creepy.

Paris Jackson Says Nanny Was In Michael Jackson’s Bed

Michael is a better man than us. We would have cussed that beyotch out and kick her azz to the curb. That’s a fatal attraction and ninjas are outchea everyday getting sliced up by beyotches because they are obsessed.

According to TMZ

Paris Jackson told a creepy story about one of her former nannies and Michael Jackson ending up in bed together … and she said it under oath during a deposition taken for the wrongful death suit against AEG.

Video of Paris’ deposition was played in court Tuesday … and the highlight was her description of Michael’s relationship with ex-nanny Grace Rwaramba.

In the depo … Paris explained to attorneys for AEG that Michael warned his children about Grace, telling them … “She was sneaky. She wasn’t an honest person, and she lied a lot.”

Paris said she didn’t know specifically what she lied about — but then seemed to suddenly remember one freaky detail about Grace sneaking into Michael’s bed while they were staying in hotels.

Paris starts out saying … “This is gonna freak you out.”

She’s right. You gotta hear it, and really interesting to hear it in Paris’ words. View video here

We have to G check Michael on this. If the beyotch was on that fatal attraction ish, he should have fired her. Phuck if she has five baby daddies and no child support and needs lights, clearly she was coo coo for coco puffs.

The older I got, the more I realized just how dirty those songs I used to love from the ’90s really were.

Ri Ri doesn’t have one phuck to give.

Do you blame her? If someone grabbed us and wouldn’t let go, we’d Hulk Hogan leg drop on that hoe. Ri Ri is here to entertain you, but she is not your phucking rag doll.

We wonder how that poor fan feels who probably didn’t mean any harm. Hope she’s not two seconds away from slitting her wrists and drinking her own blood. At least Ri Ri didn’t ether her like that fan who attacked her family….that was some ugly ish.

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We are so sad to hear this.

Actor James Gandolfini Dead At 51

We loved him as Tony Soprano. You will be missed.

According to TMZ

4:48 PM PT — The celebrity tributes have begun … we just spoke with Joseph R. Gannascoli — aka Vito on “The Sopranos” — who tells us. “James is one guy who never turned his back on me. He was the most humble and gifted actor and person I have ever worked with.”

He adds, “He was a great man and I will forever be indebted to him. “

James Gandolfini — who famously played Tony Soprano on “The Sopranos” — died earlier today in Italy … TMZ has learned.

Gandolfini is believed to have suffered a heart attack. He was 51.

Gandolfini was in Italy to attend the 59th Taormina Film Festival in Sicily — and he was scheduled to participate in a festival event this weekend with Italian director Gabriele Muccino.

Gandolfini shot to fame playing a hitman in the 1993 hit “True Romance” … and quickly became a Hollywood legend when he was cast as Tony Soprano in 1999. He won 3 Emmy awards for the role during the show’s 6 season run.

Gandolfini also appeared in a ton of huge movies including “Get Shorty,” “The Mexican” and “Zero Dark Thirty.”

We last spoke to Gandolfini in May in L.A. — he was in great spirits, making funny faces and joking about a “Sopranos” movie.

Gandolfini is survived by his wife Deborah Lin, who gave birth to the couple’s daughter in October 2012. He also has a teenage son from a previous marriage. R.I.P.

R.I.P. big homie.

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This lil’ girl is definitely doing  THE most

10-Year-Old Girl’s Mature Dance Moves Land Her Professional Gig

A 10-year-old Cali-born hip hop and ballet dancer who caught the eye of music industry popstress Katy Perry with a twerk-filled dance routine video has popped her way right into Hollyweird.

via The Daily Mail

10-year-old Kaycee Rice has always been talented.

But with one little tweet from pop princess Katy Perry to her 38 million followers, Kaycee has now become a fully-fledged internet sensation.
Katy posted a video from YouTube of Kaycee at a dance competition doing her hip hop solo to “Werqin’ Girl” by Shangela Laquifa, writing: ‘!!!WeRk!!!’

‘It’s pretty exciting. We still don’t know how Katy found Kaycee and we had no idea it was on Twitter until one of her little fans sent it to her, otherwise we would never have known.’

Some may say that Kaycee’s routine may be deemed a little provocative, but Mrs Rice said: ‘It’s the performance, she’s not taking it home with her. I don’t worry about the moves as Kaycee doesn’t have a thought about what they are. She’s innocent and she’s not putting two and two together. It’s her being her, it’s the way she moves and that’s just her dance.’

Check out the video below or HERE of Kaycee’s routine, where she’s seen wearing jean booty shorts and a crop top while putting a host of professionally trained female dancers double her age to shame.

You can also click HERE for the video if the below is unavailable.

The dance routine was choreographed by Missy Elliot’s choreographer Tricia Miranda, who has since taken Kaycee under her wing and even gave her a gig performing with one of Missy’s artists.

Would you let your 10-year-old daughter do this?

Dancing With YT/Kaycee Rice

Where have some of our favorite crushes gone? Let’s take a look shall we! Be warned, some have changed big time…

Hell to the naw….

Christian Domestic Discipline Practice Allows Husbands To Paddle Disobedient Wives

While some women will admit that they like for their man to get physical with them during sex, Brandy Zarodny of  ”The Daily Beast has shed some light on another type of couple “spanking” that has nothing to do with pleasure and everything to do with pain.

via Daily Beast

What do you call it when a husband beats his wife with a paddle for disobeying him? Some would say domestic abuse. These people say he’s doing God’s work.

On a pain scale of one to 10, Chelsea ranks the epidural-free birth of her child as a six. Her husband’s spankings? Those are an eight.

First, he uses his hands for “warm-up” slaps. Then comes a combination of tools based on the specific infraction. The wooden spoon is the least severe; for the worst rule-breaking—like texting while driving (“It could kill me,” Chelsea admits) or moving money between accounts without his permission—she’ll be hit with something else: a hairbrush, a paddle, or a leather strap.

Chelsea and her husband Clint, who asked that I use only their first names, belong to a small subculture of religious couples who practice “Christian Domestic Discipline,” a lifestyle that calls for a wife to be completely submissive to her husband. Referred to as CDD by its followers, the practice often includes spanking and other types corporal punishments administered by husbands—and ostensibly ordained by God.  Devotees call CDD an alternative lifestyle and enthusiastically sing its praises; for critics, it’s nothing but domestic abuse by another name.

Clint was in the room while I talked to Chelsea. When Chelsea gets flummoxed by a question, she asks Clint for guidance in a voice so high-pitched that it belies her 28 years: “Honey, how long does the spanking usually last?” (About 5 minutes, Clint says.)

He has left bruises, Chelsea says, but it’s rare, and she attributes them to anemia.

This might be some of the most bogus ish we’ve ever heard. Not only do these wives seem to agree with this practice, they also openly admit that their husbands often ‘punish’ them right in front of their children.

When a wife breaks her husband’s rules—rolling her eyes, maybe, or just feeling “meh,” as one blogger put it—that can equal punishments which are often corporal but can also be “corner time”; writing lines (think “I will not disobey my master” 1,000 times); losing a privilege like internet access; or being “humbled” by some sort of nude humiliation.

Some practice “maintenance spanking,” wherein good girls are slapped on a schedule to remind them who’s boss; some don’t.

Some couples keep the lifestyle from their children; others, like CDD blogger Stormy, don’t. “Not only does he spank me with no questions asked for disrespect or attitude in front of them, but I am also required to make an apology to each of them,” she writes.

SMH! Sounds to us like these couples are not only promoting this ridiculous ritual, they are also ensuring that it is carried on by their children by doing it in front of them. Just we’d thought we heard it all….

Professional athletes have it rough. Lonely nights on the road can sometimes lead to late night trysts that result in a new addition to the family. On the flip, ballers and their boo just decide it’s time for a little one. For example, Dwight Howard is currently chasing the Most Baby Mommas Award, this after news the NBA All-Star’s girlfriend just gave birth to their baby over the weekend… Continue

What kind of ain’t isht daughter does this to her elderly daddy?

Via NY Daily News reports:

John Potter, a 92-year-old Army veteran who served during World War II, had raised enough cash to buy the house he’s lived in for almost six decades — or otherwise face eviction. But the modest single-story dwelling will remain in the hands of its owner — Potter’s own daughter — after she rejected his offer last week.

“It is heartbreaking,” Potter’s granddaughter, Jaclyn Fraley, told the Daily News on Thursday. “He says he’s fought a lot of battles. He’s won some, he’s lost some — but this is one he never thought he’d lose.”

Potter faces a June 26 eviction hearing in Vinton County Court, where a judge will order him to vacate the property, said Fraley, who’s siding with her grandpa in the family feud.

Potter lives in the small village of Zaleski, about 70 miles south of Columbus — a rural hamlet where the retired train dispatcher once served as mayor and the county sheriff.

To leave the home he and his late wife built 56 years ago is unsettling, Fraley said.

“My biggest fear is the toll (the eviction) is going to take on him,” she added. “He’s 92, and I think about his health. Getting evicted is stressful enough when you’re healthy.”

Fraley launched an online campign on GoFundMe.com in April, sharing her grandfather’s story and how he needed to raise at least $125,000 to try and buy the home from his daughter, Janice Cottrill.

Although Potter had long owned the home, Cottrill took ownership of it 2004, when she used a power of attorney to transfer it under her name.

Potter had gotten sick at the time, and Fraley claims her mom made the transfer without his consent.

He only learned in 2010 that he no longer owned the home after his daughter tried to have him declared legally incompetent and moved to a nursing home, Fraley said.

Meanwhile, bad blood was brewing between Potter and Cottrill when she took custody of her older brother, Joe, who is autistic and had been living with Potter. The father and daughter were arguing over visitation rights.
Potter fought in court to have the deed transfer reversed — but he lost because the four-year statute of limitations in the case had expired.

Finally, in January, Cottrill filed an eviction notice against Potter, and made it known she and her husband were interested in selling the house.

Fraley started an online campaign on his behalf, trying to raise money that could be offered to Cottrill for the home.

Cottrill’s husband, Dean, previously said they would drop the eviction if Potter left his son alone and stopped the lawsuits.

Through the Go Fund Me campaign, Potter raised an astounding $139,603 in two months.

But instead of rushing to offer the entire amount to Cottrill, Fraley said, Potter had a market appraisal done of the home. Its value was pegged at only $47,000, plus $2,830 for the land.

When they made their official offer, Cottrill instead counteroffered $85,000 plus attorney and eviction process fees.

Potter decided last week to increase his offer to $60,005.23

But Cottrill and her husband declined to bite.

“He will be evicted,” Fraley said of her grandfather. “The judge has no choice. His hands are tied.”

There is a silver lining at least: The money raised through Go Fund Me will be enough for Potter to find a new house or help remodel his caretaker’s home so that he can move in there, Fraley said.

“Some people who donated were adamant that they didn’t want (Cottrill) to get the money anyway. They said, ‘Don’t give them this money. Go buy grandpa another house!’” Fraley added.

Potter has been sharing his thoughts on videos posted to YouTube, and has thanked the anonymous donors for their generosity. Fraley said she plans to record another video this weekend.

He celebrated his 92nd birthday a month ago.

“We’re trying to move forward,” Fraley said, “and just hold our heads up high.”

Thank God this guy has his granddaughter to help him out. We hope he finds a great home to move to.

Shame on his daughter. God will deal with her sooner or later though and you know karma ain’t no joke!

Photo Credit: John Potter

She can’t be f***ing serious…

Paula Deen Releases Statement Regarding Her Use Of The N-Word

According to TMZ reports:

Paula Deen is using the “I’m from the South” excuse to justify her use of the N-word … saying that when she grew up, dropping an N-bomb was no big deal because everyone was racist.

Paula Deen Enterprises just issued the following statement to TMZ … “During a deposition where she swore to tell the truth, Ms. Deen recounted having used a racial epithet in the past, speaking largely about a time in American history which was quite different than today.”

FYI — the “time” Paula admitted to using the N-word was 1986!!!!!

Anyway, the statement continues … “[Paula] was born 60 years ago when America’s South had schools that were segregated, different bathrooms, different restaurants and Americans rode in different parts of the bus. This is not today.”

“To be clear Ms. Deen does not find acceptable the use of this term under any circumstance by anyone nor condone any form of racism or discrimination. “

To that we say…GTFOHWTBS!

Why couldn’t she just bring her diabetic azz out and make a formal apology damn self?!

Image via WENN

This is hilarious.

Woman Makes Cheating Boyfriend Do Embarrassing Scavenger Hunt

We take our hats off to this lady. Hopefully her man felt the same embarrassment she felt after she found out he cheated. Awesome.

According to Mail Online

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and woe betide the man that ends up double-crossing this furious girlfriend.

After catching her ‘loser’ boyfriend cheating she decided to take advantage of the situation by concocting a plan of revenge that would serve to humiliate and hopefully teach him a lesson.

The cheating creep was sent on a scavenger hunt that aimed to teach him a lesson.

The list of mortifying tasks entitled ‘My loser boyfriend’s scavenger hunt: Acts of service to women’ was posted on Reddit.

It called on the cheater to complete a number of embarrassing tasks, from slipping on a pair of Spanx and taking a picture, to hunting down a pair of four inch heels at a store and asking the store clerk to snap a photo.

For each of the chastening assignments the sheet had to be signed in order to prove that he had completed his punishment.

The majority of the tasks seem to consist of strange dressing-up rituals with the boyfriend forced to wear several pairs of pantyhose, put on lip gloss and wear high heels.

Of course, like many of these letters that are posted online, there is no way to independently verify who ‘Emma’ or her unfortunate ex is.

Then again, there is also no accurate way for ‘Emma’ to check that those signatures on his task sheet are genuine either.

Comments online have been mixed with some believing the girlfriend to be completely crazy, with others thinking it to be a clever scheme to force upon someone who has betrayed your trust.

Either way, by the time the guy was squeezing himself into those Spanx, he may well have been wished he’d have stayed with the ‘other’ woman!

Do you think she went too far or did his punishment fit the crime?

Justin must have been on those animal cookies.

Justin Bieber Sounds High On Camera

Whatever Justin is on, we want some. We don’t care if we blow white lines up our nose until our nostrils blow out…give us that good good.

According to TMZ

Justin Bieber just posted a video on Instagram … and let’s just say he appears a bit elevated.

Bieber — with his shirt off and a chain around his neck — is trying to deliver a message to his fans about his excitement over the new ability to post video on Instagram … but can’t get through 3 words without cracking up.

View the video here

Poor kid is probably getting smashed to take his mind off someone else blowing Selena Gomez’s cakes to smithereens. You know how those white boys do…..in the words of Katt Williams, “Tonight we’re getting phucked up.” YOLO is the 2013 white boy motto.