Somebody needs to wipe this hoe down with her nasty azz.

What the phuck does a grown azz woman see in a 14-year-old boy?

Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With 14-Year-Old Boy

According to Mail Online

An elementary school teacher and mother-of-two has been charged with performing sex acts on a boy under the age of 14.

Malia Brooks, 32, surrendered at Simi Valley police station in California on Tuesday after it was alleged that she had been having sexual relations with a male student at her school.

The divorced mother of a young boy and girl is being held on $2million bail after prosecutors dubbed her a flight risk. She pleaded not guilty when she was arraigned on Wednesday at Ventura County Superior Court.

The 32-year-old has been charged with one count of a lewd act upon a child, one count of oral copulation of a person under 14 and three counts of genital penetration by a foreign object with a person under 14 years of age when the suspect is more than 10 years older than the victim.

Her attorney said outside court that she was suffering from a mental illness and was now receiving treatment, according to NBC.

Brooks had taught the 6th grade at Garden Grove Elementary School since 2004, authorities said during a press conference on Wednesday.

A police spokesman said: ‘Although a suspect has been arrested, the information is limited in the interest of the victim, his family and the integrity of this investigation.’

The school district had informed the police about the alleged inappropriate relations between a child and teacher on February 22.

The teacher was removed from the classroom immediately and later resigned. Police do not suspect that there are any other victims.

Garden Grove Elementary School has provided counseling for any children affected by the events.

One distraught mother, whose daughter attends the school, told KTLA: ‘My daughter has a good relationship with that teacher and I still don’t believe it.’

She said that parents had been aware that an investigation was taking place and said the school had her full support for ‘trying to minimize the impact on their children’.

Phuck mental illness. The beyotch needs her kitty kat wired shut like they do in those foreign countries. Disgusting!

Check out these ballers with their favorite girls. We’re loving it (groupies get back!).

Chris gave this guy life because outside of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, who the phuck knows this dude.

My ninja what were you thinking busting a nut in that gorilla looking baby mama of yours? Beyotch looks like someone repeatedly smashed her face in with a giant stone.

DJ Baby Drew Denies Chris Brown Fired Him

According to Hot 107.9

“I don’t understand how these blogs are flipping a situation about me asking my son’s mom to invest in a business as not having money. That doesn’t make any sense. I actually think that a lot of these other cast members may not have money, but that is definitely not the case of me ’cause when I’m not touring with Chris, I’m doing my own tours, in different countries.

So it’s kinda crazy for them to say that. And that’s not the reason why I’m on “Love and Hip Hop.” I’m on “Love and Hip Hop” because I saw an opportunity, and we haven’t had a tour since. So I haven’t been working with Chris because we haven’t had a tour. When we do have a tour, when his album drops, I will be right on stage with him.”

Asking your baby moms for scrilla is not G. Hopefully with these Chris Breezy coins he can afford to cum in a rich white chick and be settled for life. That’s long-term pimping.

Celebrities are known to walk around with heads the size of watermelons. Some celebrities start smelling themselves a little too much.

Here are 9 celebrities that need a piece of humble pie.

Michael is turning over in his grave as we speak.

Come on now, his ghost? If Michael’s ghost could say anything it would be to get his children away from his money grubbing family.

Michael Jackson’s Ghost Testifies At Trial

According The NY Post

Jurors at the Jacko trial heard testimony from a surprise witness yesterday — the ghost of Michael Jackson!

Randy Phillips, CEO of concert promoter AEG Live, testified about a chat he had with his longtime friend Brenda Richie, who claimed to have talked to a medium who had channeled the spirit of The Gloved One after his 2009 death.

In the supernatural tête-á-tête, Jacko’s ghost allegedly absolved Dr. Conrad Murray of any guilt in his death and admitted he “accidentally killed himself,” Phillips said.

“Brenda called me to tell me that she was in communications with Michael either through a medium or directly,” Phillips told jurors about his talk with Richie, the ex-wife of singer Lionel Richie.

“She said Michael told her that it wasn’t Dr. Murray’s fault, that he had accidentally killed himself.”
Brian Panish, a lawyer for Michael Jackson’s family, objected to Phillips’ ghost story, calling it triple hearsay, since Phillips was relaying a chat from Richie, who had heard from a medium, who — allegedly — spoke to a dead Jacko.

Remarkably — over the laughter of courtroom spectators — LA County Superior Court Judge Yvette Palazuelos allowed Phillips’ explanation to stand.

We hope for the children’s sake this trial ends soon and in their favor.

Yay for the little guy.

Interns Win Lawsuit Against 20th Century Fox

According to Raw Story

Two interns who completed unpaid work on the Oscar-winning film Black Swan have won a landmark case against the studio behind the movie, 20th Century Fox.

Alexander Footman and Eric Glatt had complained they were made to undertake menial work with little or no educational value that ought to have been carried out by paid employees. US law makes it clear that unpaid interns must gain educational benefit from their work experience and cannot be used to replace regular paid workers. Federal judge William Pauley ruled yesterday that Footman and Glatt were in fact “employees” of studio offshoot Fox Searchlight, which oversaw production of Black Swan, meaning they were entitled to legal protection under minimum wage and overtime laws. The judge also dismissed suggestions by Fox that the interns were working for Darren Aronofsky’s production company, rather than directly for the studio. Finally, Judge Pauley confirmed he would certify a class action that will explore internships throughout the corporate departments at Fox.

“Considering the totality of the circumstances, Glatt and Footman were classified improperly as unpaid interns and are ‘employees’ covered by the FLSA and NYLL,” said the judge, according to the Hollywood Reporter. “They worked as paid employees work, providing an immediate advantage to their employer and performed low-level tasks not requiring specialised training. The benefits they may have received – such as the knowledge of how a production or accounting office functions or references for future jobs – are the results of simply having worked as any other employee works, not of internships designed to be uniquely educational to the interns and of little utility to the employer.

“They received nothing approximating the education they would receive in an academic setting or vocational school. This is a far cry from [the supreme court's decision in] Walling, where trainees impeded the regular business of the employer, worked only in their own interest and provided no advantage to the employer. Glatt and Footman do not fall within the narrow ‘trainee’ exception to the FLSA’s broad coverage.”

However, another intern who worked on the Fox film 500 Days of Summer was stymied in her attempts to sue. Judge Pauley accepted the studio’s assertion that Kanene Gratts’ claims were time-barred.

Fox said it would fight to overturn the ruling. “We are very disappointed with the court’s rulings,” the studio said in a statement. “We believe they are erroneous, and will seek to have them reversed by the second circuit as quickly as possible.” The studio had previously said it changed its guidelines in July 2010 to ensure that all interns are paid at least $8 an hour.

Black Swan earned more than $300m (£191m) at the global box office and won the best actress Oscar for its star Natalie Portman in 2011.

For anyone who has ever had a crappy unpaid internship, this is a victory.

Man Stabs Brother Over Beer And Missing Mac-N-Cheese

SMH at bol talking ’bout “I poked him a little with the knife but I didn’t mean to!”…

Via Daytona Beach News Journal:

A fight during a search for missing macaroni and cheese left one Deltona sibling with a stab wound to the stomach, Volusia deputies said. The two brothers, Edward Zipperer, 47, and Randy Zipperer, 49, got into an argument after the younger brother spilled a beer belonging to Randy Zipperer while looking for missing mac and cheese, investigating deputies said.

Deputies were called to the home where they found Randy Zipperer standing in the front yard. He immediately started apologizing to deputies saying everything was an accident and that he did not mean to hurt his brother, an arrest report shows.

Randy Zipperer said he became upset with his brother and said, “I poked him a little with the knife but I didn’t mean to,” the report shows. A witness, William Senn, told deputies Randy Zipperer got angry because he could not find his macaroni and cheese. Edward Zipperer went to help his brother look for the food and during the search knocked over a beer belonging to Randy Zipperer, Senn told deputies.

Deputies found a small puncture wound on the stomach of Edward Zipperer and also found blood spots leading from the kitchen to the bedroom. Deputies located the 6-inch knife with blood on the tip, the report said. Randy Zipperer was charged with aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

SMH at his toothless mugshot.

Sure, some of you will say “It’s cute”, but for $500k?!

480-Square-Foot California Home On Sale For $500,000

Via DailyMail

What does half a million dollars buy you in one of Hollywood’s trendiest neighborhoods? Not much, is the answer.

A petite property with one bedroom and one bathroom has been put on the market in California for a whopping $449,000.

At 480 square feet, the 1920s bungalow in Los Angeles comes with a bedroom, kitchen, living room and office, all flooded with ‘abundant natural light’ according to the broker.

There is also a kitschy, postage-stamp-sized garden. However the pictures, taken by photographer Charmaine David, show off the little home’s dainty charms along with its minimalist decor and off-beat artwork.

The kitchen is decked out in patriotic blue, white and red while decorations include a Charlie Chaplin painting and bizarrely, a Jane Fonda workout book.

The interior of the home maximizes its shortage on space with built-in storage, shelving units and sliding doors.

The exorbitant price of the tiny home – which works out at $935 a square foot – could be to do with the home’s desirable location.

The house is a stone’s throw from Los Feliz village which is teeming with bars and restaurants.
The neighborhood is popular with the Hollywood A-list including January Jones, exes Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and the Kardashians.

We don’t care WHO hangs out in that neighborhood, you’re a fool to pay that kind of money for 480 sq. feet.

Flip a few times to see how ridiculous this house REALLY is…SMH

Images via Charmaine David

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Can reality birds be role models for young girls?

Joseline Hernandez Says She Is A Role Model

Joseline Hernandez recently took to her Twitter account to let her haters know she’s not ashamed of her freaky past. Jose even thinks girls can learn a thing or two from her.

After Steebie J. called her out for being an ex “street-walker” on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, Joseline confirmed that she did play for pay but she wants little girls to learn from her past struggles:

Ain’t no shame in her game! Do you think reality stars and pole poppin’ skrippers can be considered role models for young women?

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Dear Bossip,

I broke up with my ex well over a year ago; and we are both in our 40’s.

It wasn’t a messy break up; we basically drifted apart and went our separate ways. One of the reasons I started to drift away from him was that while he pursued me, he went above and beyond to get my attention and “make me his.” About 7 months after he “got” me, his efforts to “keep me” began to slack off to the point where I started to feel like perhaps he was seeing someone else. I didn’t really care about that, though, because by this point, I wanted him to leave me alone (you’ll understand why in a minute), so I let the drifting apart continue and we eventually stopped contacting each other totally.

Well, lo and behold, he’s started calling/texting me again. After not responding back at first, I decided to say hi via text because honestly, he’s a nice guy, we had loads of fun together (except for the problem I’m about to mention) and I wouldn’t mind us hanging out on a platonic level, but he wants more and here’s where the problem comes in.

During the time we were together, his sex was WACK. And I hate to say it like that, but it is what it is. When we talked  before dating, I hadn’t been with anyone sexually in over a year, so by the time we had dated  for about 2 months, my glands were  ready to see if what he kept talking about in regard to his skills was true, and oh my goodness!!! It wasn’t.

I tried introducing things into the mix–nothing freaky because I just wanted to see if he was at least good with the basics. He was fine with me showing him how to keep me “revved up”, but after that, I didn’t expect to have to show him all of the time, but that’s what it turned into. Everything else between us was alright; not perfect, of course, but I couldn’t get past this issue right here because it seemed like the sex part of the relationship was more for his pleasure and not for both of us.

Now that he’s starting to bark up my tree again, I want to relay to him that we will not be dating like that again and why. I’ve already expressed that I didn’t want to date him again, but along with repeated invitations to dinner and drinks that I keep declining, he keeps pushing me for a reason why I don’t want to date him again-which is totally understandable. But how in the world do I tell this man that he does not satisfy me sexually without crushing his ego? I don’t want to be mean; I just want a way to relay this to him without hurting his feelings; which may be too much to ask for. Any suggestions? – The Whole-Package-Seeker

Dear Ms. The Whole-Package-Seeker,

Well, you gave it the good run the first time around. However, you drifted apart. He didn’t satisfy you sexually, and as you stated, “I wanted him to leave me alone.”

So, my question to you is if you wanted him to leave you alone, then why did you answer his text? Why did you start this communication up with him again? If you weren’t friends before you started dating, then why do you think you can be ‘platonic’ friends now? That doesn’t make sense. It was a 7-month relationship that fizzled out faster than it started.

Ma’am, don’t go back. He’s an ex for a reason. And, you’re smart and savvy enough to know why he’s an ex. So, stop entertaining him, and playing with this man! Ugh! But, the real Tee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee is that you like him chasing after you. You like him pursuing you, begging you, and running behind you. You are enjoying this attention because I’m sure he is the only man giving you any attention right about now. So, because you have nothing else to do, or better yet, you have no one else occupying your time and slaying your walls, you’re entertaining your ex!

Don’t play with me this morning! I’m not your ex. These little games of “I don’t want him and he keeps calling me, and I don’t know how to tell him that I don’t want to be with him because he didn’t satisfy me in the bedroom,” is all Bull-ish! You’re a grown a** 40-something year old woman. I am quite certain you know how to articulate with your Big Adult Words, and express yourself.

So, I want you to Stop it! Stop this behavior right now and grow the damn hell up! Because trust and believe, if you had a man in your life, you know, Mr. Total-Package, and he was blowing your back out, and servicing your every need, giving you the “D” in the morning and at night, you wouldn’t have time to be stringing your ex along. Your focus will be on Mr. Total-Package and looking forward to what new position, and how many orgasms he’ll be giving you. BOOM! BAM! POW!

Look here, your ex has not changed. The man he was in the relationship with you, he will be the same man as a platonic friend. BORING and GETTING ON YOUR NERVES! And, from what you’ve shared about him, he is repeating the same behaviors he did to get you the first time. He is chasing after you, wearing you down until you finally give in. You don’t see this pattern?!? HELLO!

Ma’am, you can’t be friends with this man. He will not be your friend. He is not interested in being friends. He wants to strike up a relationship with you again, and unfortunately you both left the relationship for various reasons, yet, you didn’t have any closure. So, with no proper closure, he figured it was an open door to return.

This is the opportunity to close the door for good, and be honest with him. I know you don’t want to hurt his feelings, and you don’t have to. Just be honest with him and say, “Look, you’re a great guy. You deserve to be with a woman who will love you and give you what you deserve. However, I am not that woman. I have needs, desires, and wants. Unfortunately, in our relationship I found that our sex life was not satisfying for me. I attempted to introduce you to various things, and ways of how to please me, and it was apparent that we were not sexually compatible. I think it’s best we simply part ways. I wish you the best.”

You see how easy that is? Instead of stringing this man along for another several months, playing with him, toying with him and giving him some hope of reconciliation, you just end it. If you don’t end this relationship, close this door, and move on, then unfortunately, Boo Boo, your Mr. Whole-Total-Package won’t be able to come into your life because you’re still holding on to Mr. Didn’t-Satisfy-Me. And, no man wants to enter into a woman’s life with another man lingering around in the margins. So, end it. Stop playing with him, and seeking his attention. Give him closure. Be honest and truthful with him and yourself. And move on! – Terrance Dean

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Eddie Murphy and his boo thang Paige Butcher were spotted hitting up their favorite spot — Coffee Bean — while on family vacay in Hawaii. Awwww look, they’re holding hands.

Paige was spotted at the beach with Eddie’s daughters.

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Another day another freaky teacher popped!

According to NYDailyNews reports via KTLA:

A divorced elementary school teacher seduced one of her students under the age of 14 into having sex, police said.

Malia Brooks, 32, allegedly performed sexual acts on the boy she was supposed to be educating at Garden Grove Elementary School in Simi Valley, Calif.

The mother-of-two was arrested Tuesday after surrendering to a local police station.
Arraigned at Ventura County Superior Court the following day, the sixth-grade teacher pleaded not guilty to several charges.

They included one count of a lewd act upon a child and one count of oral c***lation of a person under 14.
She also faces three charges of g***tal penetration by a foreign object with a person under 14 years of age when the suspect is more than 10 years older than the victim.

Brooks, deemed a flight risk, is being held on $2 million bail. Suspended from her job, she later resigned, reports KTLA.

SMH. This broad truly ain’t isht.

Selena Gomez Angry Over Justin Bieber Flirting With Miley Cyrus

Round 789 of the break-up-to-make up game between young Hollyweirders Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez might actually be the last one.

Despite the fact that they can’t seem to “officially” stay apart for longer than 24 hours, Selena’s camp says bad azz Bieber’s latest late-night out with Miley Cyrus was the last straw for Ms Gomez.

via Radar Online

Selena Gomez has already ended things with Justin Bieber for good, but recent snaps of the Canadian pop star flirting at a Hollywood nightclub with Miley Cyrus have her fired up and she’s furious with him for trying to throw it in her face, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Justin and Miley hung out at Beacher’s Madhouse in the wee hours of Sunday morning and his leopard-covered Audi was photographed at her house on Saturday, causing speculation the two were getting close.

“It was already over with Justin, but seeing him hang out with Miley was the last straw for Selena,” a source close to the former Disney star told Radar.

“She’s not a Miley fan by any means and feels like Justin purposely did it just to piss her off. She’s completely severing ties with him now.”

“She’s finally taken some of their advice to heart and swears it’s finally over with him, for good,” the source said.

“She doesn’t see herself getting back together with him and just needs to move on.”

As for Justin and Miley being more than friends, the insider said they don’t foresee a relationship between the two (especially since Miley is still engaged to Liam Hemsworth), but Selena wouldn’t put it past them to fool around.

“Both Justin and Selena are known for making bad choices, so Selena’s not convinced that in the heat of the moment Miley wouldn’t slip,” the insider told Radar.

Since make-it-clap Miley is still coupled up with her loverboy Liam, this is probably nothing more than a flirty friendship. But it sounds like Selena wasn’t really feeling Miley to being with anyway. Boo-hoo for the Biebz.

‘Intersex’ Added To Gender Guidelines In Australia

So now one will be able to choose “male”, “female” or “intersex”…

Via Raw Story:

The Australian government has announced new guidelines on gender recognition which state that individuals should be given the option of selecting “male”, “female” or “intersex” on their personal documents. Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus said the new guidelines, which come into operation from July 1, will make it simpler for people to establish or change their sex or gender in personal records held by federal government departments and agencies.

“We recognise individuals may identify, and be recognised within the community, as a gender other than the gender they were assigned at birth or during infancy, or as an indeterminate gender,” Dreyfus said in a statement Thursday. “This should be recognised and reflected in their personal records held by departments and agencies.” The move comes after the Australian Human Rights Commission in 2009 recommended the government consider developing national guidelines concerning the collection of sex and gender information.

The new guidelines state that “where sex and/or gender information is collected and recorded in a personal record, individuals should be given the option to select M (male), F (female) or X (Indeterminate/Intersex/Unspecified)”. They state that sex reassignment surgery and/or hormone therapy are not pre-requisites for the recognition of a change of gender in Australian government records.

Wow, so they don’t even have to have had the surgery or anything. Thoughts???

9 Stupid Debates On Black Twitter

We love Black Twitter. It’s one of the greatest places on earth. It’s where we can go and talk and be at the barbershop or salon every single day. But like all communities, some conversations can get annoying.

So often we see annoying convos that drive us crazy. Here are nine of them we wish would stop.

Better learn to handle your liquor!

Funny Photos Of Drunk Party Prank Victims

Via DailyMail

It’s bad enough having to deal with a hangover after a heavy night.

But spare a thought for these partygoers who might want to have a word with their friends following their mischievous pranks.

The unsuspecting drinkers paid the price for being the first to pass out.

Their tormentors recorded their creations on camera for posterity while leaving their friends with an extra memento of the night than just a sore head.

One man found himself resembling an Egyptian mummy when he was wrapped in clingfilm, but at least they left his head clear for when he came round in the morning.

A gaffer tape victim was unluckier. He would have woken up in a world of silver when his friends taped up most of his face with only a small airhole for respite.

One shot of Patrón too many and this could easily be you, take heed! LMAO

Images via Imagur

She said look ma, no pants…

Rihanna Parties In London With Best Friend Melissa Forde

When they’re not busy taunting Chris Brown on Instagram, Rih-Rih and her ride-or-die sidekick Melissa Forde are somewhere getting slizzard while hitting the town.

While stopping in London for her ‘Diamonds’ world tour, the bajan badgal and her BFF were spotted heading to Cuckoo Club in Mayfair, with Rih looking like a banger in nothing but an oversized shirt-dress and some thigh-high black and white boots.

The duo was also seen on the scene earlier that day arriving back at their hotel after making it rain on a 4 hour shopping trip at Harrod’s. Must be nice.

More pics of Rih-Rih and Melissa runnin’ around and gettin’ it in London on the flip…

We’re not gonna front — Vashtie Kola is “Someone We Actually Like” but so is Pharrell and we hear great things about his fiancée Helen. So… when we received a tip accusing Kola of homewrecking we were pretty shocked. Check out these claims and tell us if you think they seem realistic:

So I’m not sure if anyone close to Pharell that written in about this. But lately Pharrell’s relationship with Helen has been really rocky all due to his ex Vashtie Kola.

Vashtie has not stopped “communicating” with Pharrell since they broke up. For a long time after the break up they were hooking up, even when she had a boyfriend (who is still her boyfriend mind you though she has never not once said she has a bf) and back when Pharrell was first dating Helen.

To this day, Vashtie is constantly hitting up Pharrell, checking in on him, emailing him, and asking him for help with her career. He feels bad because he was her true love and now he is having a family with someone else so he will to this day put her on for most of her career moves. He funds a lot of her Violette line, gave her the supreme look on Karmaloop which he is creative direct of, and lets her collaborate on a lot of BBC stuff still. Not to mention throws videos her way, and connects her with huge huge brands. She could never get on her own.

She is a serious clinger. And its causing a rift in Helen and Pharrell’s relationship because Helen just wants her to leave her man alone and let them start a family. BBC still will blog posts about Vashtie, Vashtie stays close with BBC employees and its just like – girl move on and let Helen and Pharrell start a life together. Its disrespectful at this point.

Here are pics from this weekend, Vashtie and BBC execs at Pusha T’s store opening (who was originally Pharrell’s artist) ..subliminal tweets which she always does for Pharrell. It’s like move on. You have your own man. Pharrell has his own thing. But she’ll constantly do anything to be connected with him – working with his friends, his artists, showing up at his store, collabing with BBC.

But did you see her at the BBC 10 year reunion – no bc Pharrell was there that would be too obvious. Its all just so sketchy. She is so slimy. Downtown’s Sweetheart ..right. More like homewrecker.

Does this seem like reaching to you guys? A lot of folks are still friendly and helpful when it comes to their exes. Just look at Diddy and J.Lo.

Hit the flip to see the “subtweets”