Say it ain’t so Kimmy…

A Fake Tweet From Kim Kardashian About Nigerians Angers Africans

Yesterday, a tweet posted from “Kim Kardashian” almost caused an international incident in Africa.

As you might imagine, a tweet like this from someone with almost 18 million followers will make it’s way around the internet QUICK and suffice to say, the responses weren’t pretty.

After a day and night of speculation, Kim finally used her 140 characters to defend herself and clap back against those who believe she is a racist.

With a little research, we found the clown responsible for the photoshopped tweet and it’s no surprise that he is ecstatic to have lit the fire under the Nigerian people.

Hit the flip to check him out.

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How sad is THIS??

Georgia Toddler Attacked And Killed By 7 Pit Bulls

Via SavannahNow

Bryan County police are investigating Wednesday night after a toddler was killed in a dog attack.

About 6:30 p.m., Bryan County dispatchers received a call that an 21-month-old girl had been attacked and killed by seven dogs, Sheriff Clyde R. Smith said.

Police say the girl’s grandmother was sleeping when she was awakened by a commotion in the yard. She looked out her window and saw the attack, but was not in time to save the child.

The dogs, which belonged to the child’s family, were pit bulls and pit bull mixes. They have been euthanized by Bryan County Animal Control.

Authorities have not released the child’s identity.

R.I.P. to the little girl, our thoughts and prayers are with the family.

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Waka says he aint bout that barely legal lovin’ life…

Waka Flocka Says Selena Gomez Isn’t That Pretty

Waka Flocks has no love for Selena Gomez’s former teen queen cakes.

After clearing up rumors last week that he’d given Selena some of his Brick Squad sausage, Waka went even further into why the chop down session never happened.

via Rolling Out

Waka Flocka Flame‘s beef with Gucci Mane was rumored to involve both rappers’ infatuation with former teen queen Selena Gomez. But in a recent interview with The BoomBox, Waka said that there is no truth to the stories.

Waka already denied the rumors via Twitter but in the interview he decided to silence them once and for all.

He made it clear that it would take someone “badder” than Selena Gomez to cause him to turn his back on a friend.

“She ain’t bad enough,” Waka said. “She fine as hell but she ain’t bad enough.

Ain’t no woman on earth that bad that can go between family members or friends. Especially not a little young girl.”

Waka might not let little miss sunshine taint his bros-before-hoes mentality….buuuut we still think he’d smash otherwise.

Well at least this DEADBEAT daddy has the scrilla to pay up now….

Via Fox News:

The New Jersey man who won the $338 million Powerball jackpot owes approximately $29,000 in child support. Authorities stopped by Pedro Quezada’s Passaic apartment on Wednesday, one day after the 44-year-old claimed a lump-sum payment worth $221 million, or about $152 million after taxes. No one answered the door.

In an email, Passaic County Sheriff Richard Berdnik tells The Record newspaper generally the state Lottery Division would satisfy the judgment before all the winnings are released. Berdnik says Quezada is subject to potential arrest like everyone else until the warrant is satisfied.

A Sheriff’s Department spokesman says the unpaid child support payments go back to 2009. It’s not known which of Quezada’s five children are covered under the payments. The small store where Quezada worked is up for sale.

He needs to cough up that $29K in a LUMP SUM!

Are white people taking over black music?

White Artists Taking Over Black Music

Via HuffPo reports:

Justin Timberlake made his triumphant return to the music charts this week as the singer’s latest opus, “The 20/20 Experience” landed at number one selling over 968,000 copies. An accomplishment, which has resulted in the singer’s best sales week ever.

While some may have a distaste for the album’s lead single, “Suit & Tie,” or have made comparisons to his fellow blue-eyed soul mate, Robin Thicke, others are taking note to the increasing trend of white artists becoming the face of black music.

Justin Timberlake did what everyone thought: He rode “The 20/20 Experience” to the top of the Billboard Hot 200 Albums chart.

The Timbaland-produced disc moved 968,000 units to end the week on top. It’s the 19th highest debut in Nielsen SoundScan’s 22-year history.

So why exactly do white soul singers catch fire in ways some black artists don’t? Theories abound, but one major factor may be society’s deeply ingrained beliefs about how white artists should sound.

Via The Grio reports:

“It’s fair to say that blue-eyed soul artists have always flirted close with being novelty acts, not because that’s their intention but because of society’s rigid, racial assumptions…that turns any white person who can credibly sing [into] a black aesthetic,” Oliver Wang, a sociology professor at California State University-Long Beach, told TheGrio.com.

Therefore, blue-eyed soul singers “seem extra special whereas, if a black artist sounded identical, that’s not seen as necessarily remarkable.”In other words, black singers may be victims of their own talents. Audiences are fickle, and will gravitate to the first thing that looks unusual.

“Thanks to shows like American Idol, society is starting to get numb to the black girl who can sing her ass off,” quipped Steve “Funkworm” Butler, a Chicago-based independent music producer and blogger. “Most believe that they can walk into any black church on Sunday morning, close their eyes, reach into the choir stands, and pull out a exceptional singer. And this is partially true.”

For that reason, ambient resentment toward blue-eyed soul artists has festered for years – most notably when George Michael (who has since gone pop) scored a controversial win in the R&B/Soul category of the American Music Awards back in 1989. That led to misguided assertions that white singers might be ‘taking over’ a medium pioneered by blacks for blacks.

Is blue eyed soul taking over R&B? Are white artists more visually appealing to sell music dominated by blacks? Discuss…

Most Annoying Reality Show Couples

Most people we see on reality TV are pretty annoying. They’re usually loud and obnoxious and all around slores. Now just imagine what happens when TWO of them get together. Usually annoyance settles in. So there are tons of hated reality couples out there.

Want to see em? Of course you do.

These cakes belong to a singer who’s been in the game for a minute and is trying to get her “career” swagger back. Can you guess who????

Life must be good.

Philadelphia Eagles Player Desean Jackson Buys $1.65 California Home

Via Realtor

As the Philadelphia Eagles’ brass upgrade the roster this offseason, DeSean Jackson is doing a little upgrading of his own – on the home front. The two-time Pro Bowl wide receiver recently closed on a new home in Tarzana, CA. Property records indicate that Jackson, who starred at Long Beach Poly before playing collegiately for the University of California, Berkeley, shelled out $1.65 million for the two-story suburban home.

Described as a “gated paradise,” Jackson’s new spread measures 3,837 square feet in size and offers a total of four bedrooms and six bathrooms. The property was originally built in 1951, but has been tastefully updated to reflect a more modern décor. Various sitting areas come clad in hardwood and crown molding, while a chef’s kitchen boasts Carrara marble countertops. A secluded “master’s suite” occupies the upstairs level and features a private fireplace, sitting area, spa-like bath and French doors leading to a lengthy balcony overlooking the pool. Last, but certainly not least, a detached studio with its own private bath and set of French doors rounds out DeSean’s new purchase.

Check out the full lay out of Desean’s new digs after the flip.

Dear Bossip,

I am a 24 year-old mother and college graduate of one year.

I already have a job in my field of Law Enforcement. I said that to say this, I am not usually confused in most areas of my life. I pretty much know what I want and go for it and I don’t let negative things cloud my judgment (usually).

Well, I really don’t know where to start, but here it goes. I was with my daughter’s father for 7 years. I lost my virginity to him. We had her around that 7th year and during my pregnancy I found out that he had been cheating on me for a little over a year with someone else. I was extremely hurt and broken over that. Although it was very hard I ended that relationship and endured the joys and hardship of being a single mother, but I pulled through just fine.

Well, that was 3 years ago and I have been single ever since, and my daughter has not ever seen me show any type of affection to any guy, not even her dad because I left him when she was only 2 weeks old. I am very protective over my child, as any mother should, and for the fear that a new relationship would not last and that would only confuse her once she became attached. I have not introduced her to anyone I’ve been out with.

Well, almost a year ago, I met this guy who is 5 years older than I am. He was a complete gentleman and he asked me out on a date. I agreed because I was impressed by this approach. We hit it off. I found out he was in a previous relationship for 14 years and they have 2 kids together. I was a little suspect about that, but several dates came after that. I made him wait about 3 months before we had sex because for one it had been a while for me and I had only been with one other person and I also wanted to develop something more than just physical. And, we did…everything was perfect, months went by and I started falling in love with him, but I still did not allow him to meet my daughter.

About 2 months ago, things changed.  I saw him with the mother of his children dropping one of his kids off at a skating rink. I just so happen to be there taking my daughter to a party. I asked him about that and his excuse was he was spending time with his kids. Ok, so when does spending time with your kids involve you being in a car with their mother DROPPING THEM OFF??? We started to go out on dates less often and I stopped seeing him less often. I questioned him about the relationship with him and his children’s mother and he denied anything was going on.

One day, I received a call from her from his phone and -ish hit the fan. She told me they had been married for some time and asked questions that any other woman would ask and I answered them honestly. She then woke him up and gave him the phone. Once he heard my voice, he hung up. Shortly after, he calls me and wanted to know why I told her the truth!!! I told him he made me the “side chick” unknowingly and that if I had lied for him, then that would have made me like any other “side peice.”

I cut him off after that. I don’t know why, but I was not as hurt as I thought I would be and I haven’t given him any much thought since. It’s been 2 months since I’ve spoken to him, then all of a sudden he’s been blowing my phone up none stop, leaving voice mails saying how much he misses me and asking can we just be friends at least. I finally answered his call and told him I still wanted nothing to do with him and to just cut his losses and move on (just like that). Since then I have been thinking about him none stop and I’m starting to miss him a lot.

I don’t know if it’s because of the fact that I have not had sex with anyone since him and I’m “f**kstrated,” or because I really do miss him. I’m starting to feel like I want him around after all…WHAT SHOULD I DO??? – Truly Confused

Dear Ms. Truly Confused,

Girl! LOL! I love your word, “F**kstrated.” And, that is exactly what you are! F**kstrated!

Chile, this man lied to you. He deceived you. He manipulated you into thinking he was a single man who had a baby momma and that you and he had some type of relationship. Then you discovered he is married. And, now you’re writing and asking what should you do because you miss him, and you’re feeling some type of way. Uhm, boo boo, he is still married. He has a wife and family.

Why would you want to be with this man? What would you gain? Why would you knowingly want to sleep with this man when you know he has a wife and a family? And, so now you’re okay with being a “side chick?”  SMDH!

Don’t be the other woman. It’s not cute. It’s not worth it. It’s not who you are. If you have all these morals and values around not introducing your daughter to various men, and you uphold standards of being a virtuous woman, then what lesson will your daughter learn knowing her mother is sleeping with a married man? How can you live with yourself knowing you’re sleeping with another woman’s husband, and you’re nothing to him but some a**?

But, hold up, when his wife called you and she put him on the phone and he hung up on you, then had the nerve to call you back and ask you why did you tell her the truth? Girl, that right there is when you should have called his wife back and told her.  But, you should have set his a** up and told him to meet you at a nice hotel. And, then you and his wife should have shown up together and whooped his a** together!

Chile, you want to portray yourself to your daughter as if you’re a good woman and that you’re not out there sleeping with various men, but what will you say to her knowing that is not who you are?

Let’s consider these facts:

1.)    He’s married. He’s still calling you, and thus, this means he is lying to his wife. And, if he lies and cheats on her, he will do the same to you. Point blank!

2.)    He’s done this before. Girl, I hope you don’t think you’re the first woman he has done this with. I’m sure the other women who were unknowingly made the side chick left his bum a** alone when they learned he was married. You’re the only one who is dumb enough to really consider being a married man’s side chick.

3.)    He has children. You have children. Do you people really consider your children in your decision making when you’re playing these games? How will this affect them in the long run? What lessons they will learn from all of this? How do you explain to your daughter that you’re a married man’s side chick?

4.)    You’ve seen him with his wife. You’ve spoken to his wife. Sooooo, you’ve reconciled in your head that despite seeing her, speaking with her, and him lying about his 14-year marriage that it’s okay to go ahead and continue your sexual relationship with him simply because you’re “F**kstrated.”

Now, let’s get to the real root of your frustrations. You are exactly what you’ve declared, F**kstrated. You need some steady man meat in your life. And, you’re willing to compromise your morals and values because you’re d**kmatized. It’s not worth it. There are millions of single men in the world, and I’m sure there are many single men in your city, or area. Get yourself one of them and take out your sexual F**kstrations with them. You need the sexual stimuli and release with a man who can satisfy your desires and needs.

You’re missing male companionship, and because you have all these rules that dictate your life, and with introducing men to your daughter, you’ve put yourself on a sexual hiatus. It doesn’t have to be this way. You can still have fun, enjoy yourself, and be sexually active without bringing men to your home. I’m sure there are plenty of men who have their own homes or apartments. Hell, you can even go to a hotel and get your freak on! Don’t deny yourself sexually if that is what you need. You just have to be creative in getting and doing what you need to do without bringing men to your home.

Look, the point here is that you should tell that man to lose your number, block his number, and stop communicating with him. He’s married. That is something you don’t want to be a part of, or get mixed up in. Get yourself your own man. A single man who can satisfy your sexual needs and desires. And, hopefully it will lead to a relationship. Until it does, you can go to his home, a hotel, or find other creative ways to enjoy an active and healthy sex life. Honey, you’re a woman with needs. And, the last thing you want to be is a woman who is F**strated and laying up with some other woman’s husband. – Terrance Dean

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This Shawty Lo mindset and behavior in the black community needs to be clipped at the balls.

Khou reports:

A pregnant woman was seriously injured Thursday morning when another pregnant woman intentionally hit her with a car, pinning her against a southwest Houston home, police said.
The incident happened in the 9600 block of Ravensworth Drive, where Christopher Chaney lives with his pregnant girlfriend, Alise Kelly.
Chaney said his pregnant ex-girlfriend, 26-year-old Shareyll Hunter, showed up at the house Thursday morning and started arguing with Kelly.
“I was in my house asleep, and then one of my kids’ mothers came,” Chaney said. “I mean, they been texting and talking over the phone saying they want to fight each other and meet up right here and do it.”
All of the commotion outside roused Chaney from bed.
“When I came outside, I seen my kids’ mother punching on the window and she wanted to fight the other one,” Chaney said.
He said Hunter jumped into his car and gunned it, pinning her 21-year-old rival between the car and the house, police said.
Witnesses heard Kelly screaming in pain.
“[She was screaming] ‘It hurts, it’s burning and her baby,’” a neighbor said. “And I was like, ‘She’s pregnant,’ and that’s when I seen her leg twisted.”
Kelly was rushed to the hospital with two broken legs. Doctors had to amputate one of her feet. The baby is expected to be OK.
Hunter drove off in her ex-boyfriend’s four-door Lincoln LS. She remained on the loose at last check.
Hunter is five months pregnant and the victim is four months pregnant. Chaney, 26, says he is the father in both cases.
Reporter: “You think it [the hit-and-run] is because of you getting them pregnant?”
Christopher Chaney: “I mean, I’m handsome.”
Chaney has two other children with Hunter. He bragged he’s also fathered children with two other women, bringing the total to four, with two more on the way.

And this bumpkin above thinks he really is the man for seeding all these kids without himself or the women having a decent career to raise these runts or back them through life. What a low life poor excuse for a man. Figure it out…

Khou

Hey, it’s her birthday… can you blame her? Seems like Mariah Carey had a great birthday without her fellow “American Idol” judge.

Via Page Six reports:

There was no Nicki Minaj in sight when Mariah Carey celebrated her 43rd birthday at Wolfgang Puck’s Cut in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night. Spies said the “Idol” judge, who famously feuded with Minaj on the show, dined with a group of 13 people including her husband, Nick Cannon, and fellow judge Randy Jackson. A spy said, “It was quite a low-key dinner. Mariah drank champagne and shared the signature banana cream pie for dessert.”

Hit the flip to see how else Mimi celebrated with her hubby and friends.

Is this how you get your groove back after Nelly dumps you??? We already showed you some nice shots of Ashanti’s supple cakes during her lunch at the Ivy this week but wanted to make sure you didn’t miss these shots of her strolling hand in hand with this fellow. Do you think this guy might have caught her on the rebound?

We hope not. Something about him is very… Suspect.

Pacific Coast News

You CANNOT be fawking serious!

South Carolina Woman Stab Boyfriend And Throws Prosthetic Leg In Front Yard

Via HuffingtonPost

Police say a South Carolina woman stabbed her boyfriend, then threw his prosthetic leg in the yard to prevent him from chasing her.

Greenwood police say 48-year-old Michelle Thomas called them Monday night and said she grabbed a knife and stabbed her boyfriend after he hit her.

Thomas said she swung the knife at him, then pulled off his prosthetic leg and tossed it and a spare leg out the door before calling police.

Authorities say the boyfriend told them Thomas had attacked him for no reason. He was treated at a hospital for cuts to his hands and leg.

Thomas has been charged with aggravated criminal domestic violence and has been released from jail. She declined to comment on her case Wednesday when reached by phone.

The spare leg too?!?! Nevermind jail, this broad is going to HELL!!

Listen to Charles Covington tell his tale below.

Image via Fox/Shutterstock

The government is ganking big gwap from ya mans Mark Z.

Via NYDailyNews reports:

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is on the hook for a $1.1 billion tax bill for 2012, the result of his company’s going public last year.

That decision gave Zuckerberg, the company’s CEO, a $13 billion fortune, including about $2.3 billion in stock options alone that he reported as income last year, CNN Money reported. Coupled with a 48.3% total tax rate, that leaves Zuckerberg owing Uncle Sam more than $1 billion.

“Most people are thrilled, to tell you the truth,” Stan Pollock, a San Francisco-area accountant who specializes in handling tax issues for tech workers, told CNN. “I have had very few clients that get these huge windfalls who have resented paying the tax. They know they got lucky.”

A Facebook spokeswoman declined to comment on the monstrous tax bill.

Zuckerberg bought 60 million Facebook shares the day of its initial public offering. Since then, he sold more than 30 million shares for about $1.13 billion. A regulatory filing submitted then said Zuckerberg would use most of that money to cover his taxes.

Poor Thang… Not! As bad as a 48% tax rate sounds, this guy can clearly afford to pay his tax bill. He still got plenny money — word to Plies.

Another day another epitome of a bad mother.

Via NYDailyNews reports:

A Florida mom shot her baby daughter dead near a public golf course before turning the handgun on herself, police reported.
Jenna Porter, 22, gunned down three-year-old Scarlett and then committed suicide at Hilaman Golf Course, near Tallahassee, Tuesday evening.

Their bodies were discovered by golfers who heard the gunfire. They called 911 and waited until deputies arrived.

Leon County Sheriff’s Office said the mom and daughter lived in the nearby Whispering Woods Apartment Complex.

The tragic news has left the usually quiet neighborhood in shock.

Ray Parsons told CBS News, “It made me feel sad because she is lying on the ground and there’s nothing she could do for herself … and that’s kind of shocking.”

Randria Walker, who also lives close by added, “I was in shock because it’s so quiet out here.”

Preliminary autopsy results indicate the pair each died from a single gunshot wound to the head.

So sad… R.I.P. to that poor baby girl. We wish her mom would have sought help before going to such extreme lengths.

People sure get creative when it comes to trying to pass drug tests…

According to CBS News St. Louis:

A Lake St. Louis man accused of using a prosthetic peen to try to pass a drug test is facing criminal charges. According to police, 34 year-old Sydney Levin was submitting a urine sample last week as part of his probation when an officer allegedly spotted him using a prosthetic peen, known as a Whizzinator.

The prosthetic is advertised as a discreet device way to use someone else’s urine. Levin was charged with possessing a forging instrument. He was arrested and released after posting $25,000 bond. He pleaded not guilty Monday.

Levin was on probation for possession of a controlled substance and felony stealing in 2009.

SMH. Folks will never learn, huh?? Even after the shady owner of the “Whizzinator” company was sent to federal prison for selling an item that helps men cheat on drug tests.