Isht just got real…

Nahla Aubry Booted From Kindergarten List By Mothers Of Other Children At The School

Aside from the obvious confusion associated with being four years old and having your dad go to blows with your mom’s boyfriend  in public, lil celebrity seed Nahla Aubry has now also been booted from her Hollyweird mom Halle’s first choice for Kindergarten as a result of the altercation.

via Celebrity Laundry

Halle has been touring schools across Los Angeles, searching for the perfect kindergarten program for her 4-year-old daughter Nahla. She loved the Buckley School, but it didn’t love her!

A mom insider reported to Star Magazine, print edition January 14, 2013, “She is full of drama and always has trouble with her men. The moms are concerned.”

Apparently, the other moms at the school feel like Halle can’t handle her brawlin’ boo-thang and want no parts of her babydaddy drama. And at $30,000 for tuition, they feel like they should be able to have a say so.

Olivier and Gabriel got into a brutal fight after threats were exchanged on school grounds while attending Nahla’s play! If school is going to be the middle ground between Nahla’s two homes, there will be a lot of opportunity for new threats, new fights, and new drama! No mom wants to put her kids in that situation.

So instead of bending over backwards for the celeb mom, the moms of Buckley School have just booted her off the acceptance list entirely.

“We pay a lot of money for this school, and the last thing we want is trouble,” explained one mom insider.

SMH. Word on the street is that Halle and Gabe have since reached an agreement for now. Hopefully it’s for the long term so Nahla won’t have to keep going through craziness.

Ebony and Ivory… Kerry Washington was spotted chillin wit no makeup on in Rome after a casual lunch with her “Django: Unchained” director Quentin Tarantino. We know the two are currently out promoting their film, but we couldn’t help but wonder if they’ve been mixing business and pleasure.

They both look like they’re in EXCELLENT spirits. And we already know she loooooooves that white meat! Still, Quentin ain’t no Fitz! Will y’all be salty if it turns out that Kerry and Quentin are the latest case of Swirl: 1 Black Men:0 ?

Check out more photos from their Roman excursion and the Django poster that got us thinking that Q-Dog might have the hots for Kerry on the flip.

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[24Wired.com] Word on the Street: Would You Fight Back or Sue After an Assault?
In light of Jennifer Willaims’ lawsuit against Nia Crooks for assault on Basketball Wives, Bossip’s Jay asked L.A. pedestrians whether they would fight back or sue in the case of their own assault. Most said that they would fight if they knew their assailant had no money. (Watch)

[Hiphopwired.com] Photographer Terry Richardson Shares Candid Shots Of Barack Obama
We’re not going to get enough Barack Obama news and photos over the next couple of days. Don’t fight it. Today, esteemed photographer Terry Richardson shared some candid shots of the POTUS in his studio that were taken about five years ago. [Read]

[Madamnoire.com] Is She Competing With Rihanna’s Tats? Karrueche Reveals An Interesting Leg Tattoo
Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran was spotted on the scene last night after leaving a dinner date with Christina Milian at the Supper Night Club. She was showed off her amazing legs in a pair of Jimmy Choo open toe boots and an Ashley Paige romper, but it was her tattoo that was commanding all of the attention. [a href=”http://madamenoire.com/209701/is-she-competing-with-rihannas-tats-karrueche-reveals-an-interesting-leg-tattoo/” target=”_blank”>Read

Kobe Bryant talking ish?? You don’t say!

According to NYDailyNews:

Dwight Howard and Kobe Bryant just can’t get along, and there’s a team in Brooklyn that might be waiting to pick up the pieces. A league source told the Daily News that the Lakers stars got into a heated exchange following a New Year’s Day loss to the 76ers, and Bryant went for a low blow – referencing and agreeing with Shaquille O’Neal’s criticisms of Howard being soft.

Howard was restrained from going at his teammate, according to the source, and there have been rumblings from the center’s camp that he’s been unhappy with Bryant since earlier in the season. Three days after the altercation, following a disheartening loss to the Clippers, Howard complained about the lack of chemistry on the Lakers. It was a comment seemingly directed at Bryant, who is averaging a league-high 22 shots despite playing with three potential Hall of Famers.

The Mike D’Antoni-coached Lakers fell to 15-18 after losing at home to the Denver Nuggets, 112-105, Sunday night despite Howard’s 26 rebounds. Bryant led L.A. with 29 points but took 26 shots.

“Look at the difference between our team and (the Clippers),” Howard said. “They just play together. They share the ball. Everybody’s excited when something happens.”

Howard again hinted at the disconnect on Saturday. There were always concerns over whether Bryant, a no-nonsense veteran, and Howard, a playful man-child, could co-exist. “(Chemistry) is something we have to do to get better,” Howard told reporters in L.A. “We have to play like we like each other. Even if we don’t want to be friends off the court, whatever that may be, when we step in between the lines or we step in the locker room or the gym, we have to respect each other and what we bring to the table.”

Howard, a pending free agent, has not committed to Los Angeles beyond this season.

Sounds like it’s on to the next team for Dwight after this season. This is sounding like that Shaq-Kobe beef from before. SMH.

Hold up, their daughter is missing, and these silly drunks have 300 some odd animals living/dying in their house?!?

This is disgusting!

Via ABC 15:

southwest Florida couple have been charged with animal cruelty and child abuse after authorities responding to a call about a missing child discovered 300 neglected animals in their home, including three dead rats and a dead hamster.
Pinellas County Sheriff’s officials responded to the Oldsmar home Sunday after receiving a call from Jeffrey O’Neil and Jennifer Kovacs about the 16-month-old girl’s disappearance.

Authorities say she was found unharmed at the home of a relative who took her after trying unsuccessfully to awaken the allegedly intoxicated couple. Deputies said they found hundreds of snakes, lizards, rats, birds and rabbits being kept in deplorable conditions inside the house. They said the animals were being bred and sold without the proper licensing.
It was not known if the couple have an attorney.

What the hell?

Is this ninja on bath salts?!?!

Via NewsOne

In a special addition of “Farrakhan Speaks,” during which he is asked a wide-range of questions from the staff of the Final Call, Minister Louis Farrakhan calls film-maker and humanitarian, Tyler Perry, one of the most brilliant young entrepreneurs of our time, and says that he is grateful to him for bringing ‘Madea’ to the forefront of America’s consciousness:

“I have never seen his portrayal of ‘Madea’ as a man cross-dressing. I saw his wonderful portrayal of Madea as bringing to the forefront the strongest person in the history of our sojourn in America, and that is Madea. That strong, Black woman who was the cornerstone of her family. She always was that figure that guidance [of] correction, reprimand, discipline, and Tyler Perry brought her to the screen in funny ways, but what I was seeing was the greatness of the strong, Black woman who saw us through, from yesterday until today.”

But he didn’t stop there with his man-love for ol’ Tyla’ and his corny a$$ brand of films.

Minister Farrakhan goes on to compare Perry to Imam W. Deen Muhammad, the son of The Honorable Elijah Muhammad and the revered spiritual leader who helmed the Nation of Islam after his father’s death. Imam Muhammad, in addition to his transcendent spiritual leadership, used a fusion of psychology and art to heal the Black community. And Minister Farrakhan views Perry as traveling that same path.

“When you look at Tyler Perry’s movies, you see the brilliance of T.D. Jakes, a spiritual giant. You see the majesty of human problems acted out. So you could sit in the theater and see yourself in your madness, in your gladness, in your goodness, in your evil, then come out of that experience, for a $15 ticket and some popcorn, and say, ‘Wow, I feel better.’

“So this New Year is a shout-out to the giant called Tyler Perry. A spiritual giant, a magnificent human being, and I pray that this year his art, his greatness, will shine even more in healing our people through mass projection of drama through films and plays.”

Has Tyler Perry helped YOU feel better about your life recently? Yeah, us neither…

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You can watch Farrakhan entire speech below, it’s kinda long, but he talks President Obama, D’Jango, and his views on America.

This chick is a real-life runaway bride….but we can’t eeeeeeven blame her…

90-Year-Old Man Marries 15-Year-Old Girl After Paying Her Parents $17,000

They say money can’t buy you love, but a 90-year-old Saudi Arabian man says he forked over the gwap and will go to bat in court for his made-to-order teenage bride if necessary.

via Fox News

While it’s not unusual for an older man to marry a younger wife in Saudi culture, the recent marriage of a 90-year-old Saudi man to a 15-year-old girl is raising human rights questions.

In an interview with the Al Arabiya news channel, the elderly groom said his marriage was “legal and correct” and noted he paid the girl’s parents a $17,500 dowry.
But the man told the station that on the couple’s first night together, his new bride locked him out of their bedroom. Family friends said the teen was scared on her wedding night and locked herself in the room for two straight days before fleeing to her parents’ home.

The groom said he would sue the girl’s parents if they didn’t return the dowry or send his bride back.

Saudi National Association for Human Rights member Suhaila Zein al-Abedin urged authorities to get involved, according to Al Arabiya.
Abedin said marriage in Islam must be based on mutual consent and the girl’s behavior indicates she was not satisfied with the arrangement.

The teen’s parents– a Saudi mother and Yemeni father – should also be held responsible for marrying their daughter to such an old man, Abedin noted.

SMH. This is just a mess. This girls’ parents had to know before hand that she wanted no parts of this man and his nursing home nuptials and now it might legally be too late. For shame.

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Slaves for sale!

Django Unchained Slave Action Figures Released

Via NewsOne reports:

The criticism levied at Quentin Tarantino for his so-called humorous take on slavery in “Django Unchained” has been intense as critics claim that he is exploiting a traumatic, ugly period in this nation’s history so far reaching, that the effects are still felt today.

Last fall, the National Entertainment Collectibles Association, Inc. (NECA), in tandem with the Weinstein Company, announced a full line of consumer products based on characters from the movie. First up are pose-able eight-inch action figures with tailored clothing, weaponry, and accessories in the likeness of characters played by Foxx, Kerry Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, James Remar and Christoph Waltz. The dolls are currently on sale via Amazon.com.

Do you find these action figures off the chain or just plain ole’ offensive??

Beyonce Shows Off Her Flat Stomach On The Cover Of GQ Magazine

Although a leaked version of this cover hit the worldwide web yesterday, we decided to wait for the real thing instead of boring you with the sloppy second rate version.

So, here’s “everybody look at me” Bey in all her ab-tastic glory, showing off her tanned tatas and torso on the cover of GQ Magazine’s February issue.

And if you’re tired of Mrs. Carter by now, you might want to take a break from life for the next few months. Cause between this GQ cover, her upcoming Vogue cover, the Superbowl, her documentary and a new album…..yeah…..you get the picture.

All Bey everything is straight ahead.

Peep a few more pics from the spread of a bun rocking Bey with her bee-stings on blast on the flip.

Jesus definitely took this wheel…

Miracle Baby Shot While Still In Mother’s Stomach Alive And At Home

Via WSVN-TV

The baby of a South Florida woman who was shot last month was released from the hospital and is now home with her family, Tuesday.

Skyler, who turns one month old Wednesday, was shot in the arm Dec. 9th while still in her mother’s womb. Her mother, 28-year-old Tiffany Davis, was shot while walking out of a convenience store in the area of 17th Street and Northwest 2nd Court in Miami.

“One of the bones in her arm still needs to heal, so that’s why they have it in a soft cast, so it stays in position over the next couple of weeks,” said Phillip Milton, the baby’s father.

Skyler wasn’t due until Jan. 12, but doctors were forced to make the delivery. “They had to deliver the baby, the baby was shot,” said Louise Lyn, Davis’ aunt.

This is Phillip, Skylers daddy. We’ll leave it at that…

During the incident outside the corner store where Milton works, Davis was shot in the head and in the stomach. The latter bullet pierced her unborn baby’s arm. The shooting claimed the life of 18-year-old Rodney Durant, Jr.

Davis, who has two other children, remains at Jackson Memorial Hospital with a bullet lodged in her brain. Doctors say she did not suffer any brain damage and is making remarkable progress.

However, Davis has not been able to see her newborn daughter. “She has not seen her at all, so it’s a bit of a sad thing,” Milton said.

That’s a trill azz baby! What type of crazy, psychotic, muthafawker shoots a pregnant woman in the head and the stomach?!?! It’s all good, karma is driving a Lambo and coming back for that azz!

Image via WSVN

Monica is still standing and keepin’ it classy

Monica Remains Silent About Shannon Brown Cheating Allegations

Despite going through private hell in a handful of relationships before finally settling down with her NBA baller boo  Shannon Brown who put a ring on it a few years back, R&B songstress Monica has always kept it classy when it comes to handling her personal business in the limelight.

Rumors of her Mr. gettin’ his sideline swerve on with a thirst-bucket groupie sometime last year have been making waves around the internet recently along with Instagram messages that allegedly prove that Shannon had his hand in the cookie jar since he’s been married to Monica, but she has yet to utter a word about it publicly.

While we don’t doubt that “Miss Thang” is definitely handling hers behind closed doors, she’s also been attending games, planning birthday parties, and doing a hell of a job holding down her homefront in the meantime.

Can’t be mad at that.

Hit the flip for a few flicks of Monica and her son Romelo celebrating his 5th birthday over the weekend.

No better way to celebrate

Rick Ross Parties At Club Mansion In Miami With Hennessy V.S.

Rick Ross never misses a chance to do it big in his hometown and last night the Bawse took his talents, entourage, and curly-haired PYT to club Mansion in Miami for a Hennessy V.S. South Beach party

The bawse didn’t only party with his MMG crew, he was joined by Heat baller Dwyane Wade, his lady Gabrielle Union, singer/songwriter/producer David Guetta, YMCMB boss Mack Maine, and a bevy of bangin’ beverage-servin’ beauties!

Partygoers tell Bossip the Rick Ross was seen dancing and laughing with his female companion all night long, until he finally took the stage around 3am. No word as to who the woman is that has the the bawse’s affection, but we’re sure more details will turn up soon.

Hit the flipper to see who else partied with Ricky Rozay and Hennessy!

Images via Thaddaeus McAdams

This teacher was not interested in pledging allegiance..

High School Teacher Under Investigation For Stomping American Flag In Front Of Students

A Kentucky teacher has been placed on administrative leave following an incident where a class full of students claimed to have witnessed the instructor stomping on the American flag after tossing it to the ground during a class demonstration.

via Fox News

A South Carolina school district has launched an investigation into a high school teacher who allegedly threw an American flag on the floor and stomped on it as a classroom full of students watched.

Mark Bounds, a spokesman for the Lexington –Richland5 School District, confirmed to Fox News that an English teacher at Chapin High School was placed on leave as they investigate the incident.
“There were allegations that at a teacher took a flag down from the post in the classroom and stepped on that flag as part of the lesson,” Bounds said, indicating the act was repeated in several other classes. “It was not a spontaneous act, but one he worked into the lesson.”

Michael Copeland’s daughter was in the classroom when the incident occurred. He told television station WIS that the teacher’s actions were disrespectful and unpatriotic.
“He drew a couple of symbols, like one of them was a cross, and he said, ‘What does this represent’ and everybody said ‘Christianity,’” Copeland said. “Then he proceeds to take down the American flag and said, ‘This is a symbol, but it’s only a piece of cloth. It doesn’t mean anything,’ and then he throws it down on the floor and then stomps on it, repeatedly.”

Sounds like somebody needs to learn some R-E-S-P-E-C-T if they’re going to be teaching the kiddies. SMH.

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Whatchu know about Rockie Fresh? Is good hip-hop still out there?

Via Pitchfork:

Twenty-one year old Chicago rapper Rockie Fresh covered plenty of ground already for his age, parlaying early connections to Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump and Good Charlotte’s Madden Brothers into a deal with Rick Ross’s Maybach Music imprint. Since breaking in with 2009′s Rockie’s Modern Life, he’s been prolific enough to establish a sizable back-catalogue of entry points.

His latest single, “Superman OG”, finds Rockie sitting back in the pocket, throwing around braggadocio (“Y’all niggas Dr. Scholls/ You about to see defeat”) while Montreal producer and TNGHT member Lunice supplies a mutant of a beat, all percussive Bic flicks and chattering digital noise building to a point where the thing goes full water temple at the two-minute mark. The beat is the type of Aggro Cragged-out elbow music that would, in most cases, shed your average rapper’s dead weight.

Take a listen and, as always, your feedback is always appreciated!

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Some 67 GOP members voted “No” on $9 billion in aid, and good ‘ole boy Paul Lyan was one of the heartless politicos who wouldn’t give additional assistance to victims in NJ and NY. SMH.

Via the NY Daily Mail:

Republican lawmakers who voted against the first Hurricane Sandy relief package scrambled to explain their votes as their offices were swamped Saturday by a deluge of angry phone calls from storm victims.

Sixty-seven members of the House of Representatives, all Republicans, voted against the $9.7 billion funding package that will help the ailing federal flood insurance program to pay the legitimate claims of those impacted by the historic storm.

Most of the lawmakers explained that they were making a statement not against the victims in the northeast states, which all lean Democratic, but rather the federal government’s bloated budget.”Being from South Carolina, I can understand the need for disaster relief,” said Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC). “However, we’re over $16 trillion in debt, and this bill did not offset the disaster relief funds with spending cuts in other areas.”

Some of the representatives who voted against the measure on Friday hail from the Gulf Coast states that received billions of federal aid – some within two weeks – after being hit by Hurricane Katrina.

“Of course, we are sympathetic to the hurricane victims,” said Laura Chambers, spokeswoman for Rep. Steven Palazzo (R-MS), who represents cities like Gulfport and Biloxi that were nearly washed away by the killer 2005 storm.

“But on the heels of a fiscal cliff deal that added $4 trillion to our existing $16 trillion national debt, we must ensure that disaster relief is paid for,” she said.
Staffers of several Congressional Republicans confirmed Saturday that their offices had received scores of angry calls and emails from people furious about their vote. The Daily News printed the office phone numbers of the 67 lawmakers who sided against the bill.

That vote total – and the looming clash over the nation’s debt limit – could foreshadow a tougher fight to get the rest of the $60.4 billion package passed when it comes to a vote Jan. 15.

The Club for Growth, a conservative lobbying group that advocates for limited government and low taxes, has already warned lawmakers that they would campaign against any candidate who votes for the aid bill. The group demanded that every dollar spent be offset by one cut from somewhere else in the federal budget.

“It doesn’t help the nation to pass a giant, overpriced bill that isn’t paid for,” said group spokesman Barney Keller. “This is Congress’ fault. All we’re asking for is them to spend the money responsibly.”

Damn…we’ve got some cold-hearted people up on Capitol Hill.

Images via AP