S#!t got funky when an unsatisfied customer came back to her nail tech to complain about the shoddy work she received…
“Ty” was really ready to Chris Brown this lady over some cotdamn fingernails. SMFH.
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These teachers ain’t s#!t.
The DailyMail is reporting that a kindergarten teacher just outside of Atlanta has been arrested for being drunk, one, and carrying a loaded firearm into her classroom, two.
One of 39-year-old Melanie Bullard’s co-workers snitched that she smelled like happy hour. School officials administered an evaluation and found that she tested positive for alcohol.
While they went to search her classroom for open containers, the found a loaded semi-automatic pistol in her purse that was sitting recklessly on the floor near her desk.
A child could have EASILY grabbed it and committed a tragic act of epic proportions.
The drunk heffa was arrested and charged with reckless conduct and possession of a weapon on school property.
Hope they give her 10 years.
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Remember when we told you that OG Aunt Viv was none too pleased about those pictures of the “Fresh Prince” cast reuniting without her?
Well Janet Hubert (who previously eviscerated Kenya Moore), isn’t afraid to speak her mind and she’s still pissed at a certain cast member in particular.
According to Janet, Alfonso Ribeiro a.k.a. Carlton Banks is STILL a “media hoe” and she not so subtly hinted at him being an Uncle Tom via a video of him declaring his love for white women.
“There’s some hot white p**y in here tonight,” says Ribiero in the video. “I have been known to f*** some white girls in my lifetime. […] Everytime you see me in the club, guess who I walk out with? A lovely blonde white chick.”
WELP!
She also spoke on being replaced on the Fresh Prince and thanked fans for keeping Aunt Viv alive.
“When you are strong, black, confident and a woman you are a threat to those who are less talented. It has been the story of my entire career. Vivian Banks became iconic for these qualities, they had hoped to silence her power but only gave her more by replacing her. Thank you for all your post and crazy memes throughout the many years, YOU all won’t let her go.”
What do YOU think about Janet Hubert’s latest “Fresh Prince” comments???
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It looks like Kenya Moore isn’t the only one completely done and washing her hands of Matt Jordan’s craziness.
The good folks at Bravo apparently aren’t here for his violent shenanigans and general instability this ‘go round, because Andy declined to make a call to have him plead his case over the events of last season — despite the fact that he was a HUGE chunk of Kenya’s storyline.
According to TMZ, producers flat out thought he was too violent to be in an enclosed space with everyone else, and decided not to extend the invite.
Maybe missing that check is part of the reason he started getting all frisky and salty about money and “advice” he allegedly received from Peter and Todd a couple weeks back.
SMH! Well maybe of he didn’t go all hulk smash on Kenya’s property on multiple occasions, punch a bodyguard while filming on set, and have enough mug shots to fill a photo album, he wouldn’t have these issues.
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We’ve all been extra tired before….but jeez. How do you manage to pass out so hard at a Prince bash?
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So sad!
Two brothers were electrocuted to death while playing in a park when one tried to save the other. Alex, and Isaiah Lopez were in a Texas park near where they grew up Wednesday, hanging when Alex stepped into a puddle near downed power lines and was electrocuted. Isaiah immediately went to aid his brother and was also killed by the electric current. Firefighters responded to the scene as fast as they could, but unfortunately, the 12 and 11 year old were pronounced dead.
These lil’ broads must be out of their cotton-pickin’ minds!
For the life of us we’ll never understand why white people think racism is something to play with. But they gon’ learn, one way or another…
According to Local10, 2 high school girls have already been taught a lesson after then were suspended for the racist-a$$ sign the made in the photo above. One of the girls’ father tried to say some bulls#!t about it being an “inside joke”, but he can choke on deez nuts inside his mouth.
Apparently the black girl in the middle is a friend of the two yakubian devils, but she is homeschooled. She is also the heir to her grandmother’s cotton farm in Alabama as stated in the report.
Guess that means it’s “LMFAO” to make sharecropping jokes amongst them.
“They really want to apologize for their extremely poor choice of words in this situation,” said a father of another student. “They would like to take it back. They would like to find a different way to express this invitation to prom.”
GTFOHWTBS! If the father wanted to make amends, he’d be on TV throwing his dumbazz daughter and her friend under the bus so they know that s#!t is real.
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We see you.
A British magazine that’s supposed to cater to the LGBT community tweeted out a really racist meme this week. In the meme, there were “throwback” photos of celebrities as children. Under the name “Nicki Minaj” appeared a picture of a monkey. It appears as though Gay Star News though this was hi-la-ri-ous. But, no one was laughing.
Followers of the publication sounded off on them about the harmfulness of their post, and they have since removed it. Why would they think that’s funny in the first place? “We apologize an offensive meme was posted on our Twitter feed,” Gay Star New’s Tris Reid-Smith said according to Buzzfeed. “We didn’t look closely at all the images in it and it won’t happen again.”
What is with all these fraudulent Housewives divorces?
We already know that Phaedra and Apollo are just as married as they were the day he went into the clink…but now, as it turns out…Cynthia’s union is still intact as well.
Despite her EXPLICITLY stating that the divorce was wrapped up, things are still moving in court for these two. Not only that, but the couple only filed official divorce paperwork just this past February 21.
Mind you, pretty much the bulk of last season of RHOA was filmed last fall and winter…and if you’ve been watching, Cynthia and Peter both were claiming that their marriage was already legally axed and buried.
But according to the AJC, they’re just steps away from officially making it official….for real this time.
The couple chose to (privately) hold off on filing for legal divorce for various undisclosed reasons, but have been legally separated for the last 9 months. Cynthia’s lawyer stresses that there were no major disputes over the division of money, real estate, or personal property, and things are pretty simple since the couple had no kids.
Welp, we don’t get why they felt like they needed to front for TV, but hey. At least it will be real soon.
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Survivor’s Remorse actress and comedienne Erica Ash is pure comedy on her instagram account. She just dropped some gems about the versatility of B-TCH and it’s hilarious. How many versions have you used???
Needless to say, things are getting a little ugly in the divorce proceedings between Mary J. Blige and her estranged hubby Kendu Isaacs.
Kendu’s asking for Mary to fund his and his family’s lavish lifestyle with over $100,000 a month in payments…and Mary has a laundry list of reasons why that absolutely will not happen.
According to a recently revealed blind item, it sounds like Kendu is pulling some tricks out of his pocket to strong-arm Mary into paying out and shutting up.
Rumor has it that Kendu has knowledge of funky paperwork and books-cooking that Mary and her financial folks have been doing over the years to keep a few extra chunks of cash away from the IRS.
Ever since Mary hit him with the “hell no” regarding his request for six-digits a month in the divorce…he’s been making not-so-subtle suggestions that he’s one phone call away from putting Mary on the government’s radar.
Damn…no wonder she says he’s mean. Man, Mary might have really messed up sharing her world with this one…
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As some of you may be aware, Mama June has lost weight. A LOT of weight.
With the help of personal trainer Kenya Crooks, and a life-changing bariatric surgery, Honey Boo Boo’s mama is ready to set out into the world as a brand new woman.
For those of you who are like Kendrick Lamar, “sick and tired of the photoshop”, the video below is all the receipts you need to know that Mama June’s glo up ain’t digital, its real.
Even Honey Boo-Boo can’t believe it according to PEOPLE:
“She looks great,” says daughter Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson. “I’m really proud of her.”
What do you think of Mama June’s new look?
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These guys!
A group of Chicago goons got their house run up in after flossing big guns on youtube talking real deadly while counting money. The men also talked about…dead dogs? Of course, the police ran right to the house being that several of them probably were well-known gangsters that have been to jail more than once. Police don’t forget everyone they arrest. Besides, one of the men named “Monk” was on house arrest while this video was filmed.
Ignorance always prevails…
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A popular NFL Quarterback is a proud dad for the second time.
Cam Newton, 27, is giving fans a glimpse at his bouncing baby girl. The Carolina Panther and his fiancée Kia Proctor recently welcomed a baby girl named Sovereign-Dior Cambella Newton, and he couldn’t be prouder to show her off.
“ëvërÿthįñgGŪ€€į,” wrote Cam. “#šhįñëTHRŪthëŠHÅDË.”
Those headass hieroglyphics though…..
Kia also recently shared a picture of herself in bed with her tots.
Cam and Kia also have a son, Chosen, 1, and Kia has a daughter from a previous relationship.
Prior to the birth of baby Sovereign-Dior, Cam shared a super sweet message for his first-born.
“Don’t be like me, son, be better than me,” wrote Cam in the video.
So sweet! Congrats to the proud parents!
What do YOU think about Cam Newton and Kia Proctor revealing baby Sovereign-Dior to the world???
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Keep that thang strapped up tight!!!
Blac Chyna will NOT be Angela Renee Kardashian, and that’s final. As previously reported the Kardashians tried to block Chyna’s request to trademark her real name with the Kardashian last name attached because they wanted to protect their brand—but claimed that they didn’t block her maliciously.
“The sisters have reached out to assure her their lawyers were not singling her out, but just operating according to standard legal procedure when they filed the documents to oppose her application to trademark “Angela Renee Kardashian.”
Well now it’s a wrap and a judge has ruled in favor of the Kardashian clan. According to TMZ, considering that Rob and Chyna have called off their wedding, it’s over and Kim, Khloe and Kourtney were successful in blocking her petition to own the rights to her would-be new name. Instead Chyna will remain Blac Chyna, which should suit her just fine.
Chy’s a big enough brand without the Kardashian name, don’t ya think???
In related new, Rob and Chyna have reconciled AGAIN. The couple was seen on Snapchat this weekend all booed up.
Toxic relationships gon’ toxic.
What do YOU think about the latest update on Blac Chyna???
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Mel B has been flying her freak flag for quite some time, so we’re actually kind of surprised we haven’t heard more tales of her smash sessions. The latest one comes courtesy of Britain’s The Sun thanks to “a friend” of 40-year-old reality star Lady Victoria Hervey, who claims Hervey told her about a drunken night with the couple years ago.
“It was all a blur and everyone was very drunk, especially Lady Victoria.
“She told me one minute they were laying in bed watching a movie together, then they got carried away and Stephen was on top of her and Mel was kissing her.
“Next thing she can remember they all woke up naked in bed in the morning.”
Mel didn’t just pick the reality star up at a club or bar, they actually had a friendship that had been developed over several years:
“Victoria and Mel knew each other a bit from the London party scene in the ’90s but became pals once they were in LA.
“When Mel was on Dancing With The Stars she used to invite Victoria to come with Stephen to watch her compete.
“Afterwards, she’d go out for dinner, sometimes just the ladies and sometimes with Stephen as well.
“One night in early November 2007 they were out in a restaurant and drinking a lot more than usual.
“Stephen ordered tequila and the red wine was flowing fast.
“For the first time Stephen and Mel invited Victoria back to their home so they all boarded a black escalade with a driver.”
Back at the house, the friend says Mel suggested they go to the bedroom to avoid waking up her kids (this was shortly after the birth of her daughter Angel)
The friend said: “It sounds naive knowing what ended up happening but Victoria didn’t think there was anything up — nobody had been inappropriate or flirty at dinner.
“She said Stephen had always been charm personified — sometimes it was a bit much — but she never suspected he would instigate something like this.
“Although once it happened she realized the signs had been there before — he had a very intense side to him.
“Everyone was really drunk though. She never drinks red wine so she was especially bad.
“When they were in the bedroom they carried on drinking and watching an Al Pacino movie.
“She said she remembered that the entire bedroom was white, the sheets, the walls, the huge doors that you entered by, and it also had a weird sound quality to the room like it might be soundproof.
“The three of them ended up lying in the middle of their massive bed with Victoria in the middle and Mel and Stephen on either side.
“Victoria said her memory gets hazy at this point, but at some point Stephen started stroking her arm and Mel didn’t seem remotely shocked or put off, she just let it happen.
“Next thing she knew Stephen had jumped on her and Mel was kissing her.
“She kept coy when giving out the really juicy details but it was pretty obvious that wasn’t the end of the story.
“All she’d say is they had sex together and she, as the guest in the bedroom, was the one who had the most attention lavished on her.”
SMH. Wayment… SOUNDPROOF room? Dayuuuum! Now you know they are some freaks!
The friend of Lady Hervey claims the next morning the trio was awakened when Mel’s nanny came in holding baby Angel. They acted perfectly normal, calling a car for her after she made an excuse about needing to attend to her dog. The friend says that wasn’t the first time they pursued a night with her though.
“She bumped into them at the Victoria’s Secret party and was hiding around corners to avoid having an awkward chat.
“Stephen invited her to their house again but she turned him down.
“He also texted her another time asking but she batted him off.
“It was at this point she started to think it wasn’t just a drunken out-of-control night, that they had maybe planned to seduce her.
“It seemed obvious to her she wasn’t the first guest they’d had in their bed with them.”
Well DUH… Would you be down for a threesome with your spouse EVER? Do you think this is part of why Mel filed for divorce?
