Dwyane Wade And Gabrielle Union Are Freaks

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union sure do love spending time together. And they like when a lot of that time spent is naked. Looooots of naked time. Naked sweaty fun time. They like to share it with the world, too. Yes, they’re freaks and we fully endorse their freakiness. Take a look at their freaky moments and realize what #goals really means.

Johnny Manziel Suspended 4 Games By NFL For Substance Abuse Violation

The NFL has decided to suspend struggle baller Johnny Manziel 4 games for “substance abuse violations” AKA hella drugs according to TMZ reports:

We’re told the violation was NOT due to a performance enhancing drug.

Manziel has said he plans to make an NFL comeback — but we’re told if by some miracle he did get signed to a team, he will be forced to sit out the first 4 games of the season.

The good news, we’re told the suspension does NOT roll over — meaning if he signs a contract for the 2017 season, he wouldn’t have to miss a game for this particular infraction.

We’re told the suspension has nothing to do with Manziel’s legal issues — it was specifically handed down because of the substance abuse violation.

Maybe his latest trip to Mexico had something to do with the suspension…

Shade or nah???

Leslie Jones Blasts Designers For Refusing To Dress Her For The “Ghostbusters” Premiere

Leslie Jones recently went off on Twitter after she says a slew of designers gave her unfair treatment.

Earlier this week the “Ghostbusters” star ranted about designers refusing to dress her for the movie’s forthcoming July 9 premiere. “I remember everything,” wrote Jones.

Shortly thereafter a popular designer came to her rescue; Christian Siriano.

Siriano who won “Project Runway” season 4 reached out Leslie during her rant to offer his services…

and she gladly accepted.

So why were designers turning down Leslie Jones???

 Was it because of race or weight discrimination???

Hit the flip for a possible explanation.

Jay Z’s Ex-Engineer Sues LAPD And NYPD For Seizure Of Recording Files

Back in 2014, we reported that Jay Z’s former engineer was suing him for partial owner of Roc-A-Fella Records because he was integral in the company’s rise my recording Jay Z’s biggest hits.

After losing that case, TMZ is now reporting that Chauncey Mahan is going after the police departments who seized the recordings in a sting operation. Mahan is also suing the owner of Baseline Studios, just for good measure…

Here’s the rest of the damages, in his eyes:
– LAPD $10 million
– NYPD $10 million
– Roc Nation lawyers $80 million
– Studio owner $20 million

In total, Mahan wants $220 million for his troubles. Hard to believe he’ll ever see dime.

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Guess who…

Guess The Cakes

A certain star was spotted flossing around Hollyweird accidentally exposing her poorly padded posterior.

This reality star is known for (always) flaunting her fatty…

and she’s got a famous family, a famous spouse and TWO famous kids.

You know these fake cakes…

Hit the flip.

Dear Bossip,

I hope you can help me sir. I am from Maryland and I worked all the time.

I had my own distribution business driving a bread route, and I worked all the time. I was lonely and wanted a partner. So, I was on an interracial dating site where I met my future wife. She is from Indiana. I went to go meet her for a few days and then I went back to Maryland. Within two weeks, I sold my route back to the company and I moved to Indiana to be with her and her kids. I asked her dad for her hand in marriage. Then I asked her mom, and her kids if they were cool with me asking her to be my wife. They all were cool with it.

Then, one day, I got on my knees and asked her to marry me. She wanted a huge wedding, which we didn’t have the money for, but we worked all year to get the money for the wedding to pay for it. It was very hard because the my pay was not very good while I was in Indiana. It was hard for me to get a good job, but I got one. However, paying for a wedding and taking care of a family was really hard. But, we did it somehow.

About two months after our wedding, and two days before Christmas, I lost my job. She was a nurse and she had no problems finding work. Sometimes she worked three jobs. Me, I didn’t know anyone in Indiana, and it was harder for me, so, I took whatever I code get. But, it didn’t pay well. I went from December to April with just “joke” jobs until I got a nice job in April. It destroyed me the few mornings I was working but not making enough money to take care of my family. I didn’t feel like a man anymore. And, it also didn’t help that her oldest daughter burned up most of the little gas money we had for me to go to jobs or job interviews. But, I tried not to get everyone mad.

But, when I got the good job at the Y, I was so happy because I knew I could now take care of my family. However, that was not to be there case. We had major money problems. We lost our house we were renting. I noticed a major change in my wife towards me. She no longer showed affection toward me at all, anymore. She wouldn’t talk to me about much of anything. If she did, it was nothing good. The kids all loved me and for me them it wasn’t perfect, but we did the best we could.

My wife was hurting me bad, both mentally and verbally I would go to work and sleep in the car or the work truck because of way she treated me. It hurt. I left for a few weeks to go to Florida to stay with my son and to get my head straight because I knew something was wrong. And, she cussed me out over and over her. And, the kids wrote me saying they needed food. I came right back and she wouldn’t let me in. I lived at work, or was sleeping in the car garage. I then found out even, and I already knew in my heart that my Hershey was having an affair with a guy from her job, and it was just after we were married for six months. She told me that she hates me and to leave her, her kids, him, and all her family alone. The kids still contact me. My heart and soul are destroyed. I love her and her kids, with all that I am. What can I do? I have not heard from her on or since Christmas day. – Got To Get Her Back

Dear Mr. Got To Get Her Back,

Sir, your wife is gone. There is nothing you can do. She has moved on emotionally, mentally, and physically. And, I am sure it had to do in large part with your inability to maintain and keep employment, and to take care of her and her kids.

See, when you had your distribution company, and were making lots of money, you looked attractive. You had your own thing going, and you seemed to be about your business. Then, you go on online looking for love because although you seem to have it all – a good job, stable home, money, and your own business, then, all of these trappings look good on paper for a single woman who is raising her kids all alone. She wants someone who is stable, earning money, and are willing to take her and her kids into his home.

Welp, she got a huge awakening when she discovered that you were not what you appeared as on paper. Look at this logic and tell me if this makes since: You meet her online, and then decide to go visit her. After a few days, and possibly catching feelings and thinking you’re in love and she’s the one, you go back home and within two weeks you sell your company and move in with her and her kids. Now, logically speaking, does that make any damn sense?

What grown ass man gives up his own business, quits his job, and moves in with a woman and her kids after two weeks of meeting her? What grown ass man thinks or feels that this is a good idea? You can’t possibly rationalize what you’ve done, nor can you convince any of us that you think or felt that this was the most brilliant idea you ever had. That was dumb. It was not a smart move. You barely knew her. You had no clue who she was, what she was about, and who she really was. That is why she was able to move on so easily from you and to another man. She was never serious about you, and she had no intentions of settling down into a monogamous relationship with a man who could not support her and her kids financially. She was looking for financial security, not love. Unfortunately, you got caught up and now you’re trying to figure out how to get her back and win her over. Sorry, this marriage is done, over, and finished.

Lesson learned: Never give up everything for someone who is not willing to give up anything as well.

She doesn’t want to be bothered, so leave her alone. She doesn’t want to be married any longer to you, so give her the divorce. She has told you to leave her, her kids, and her family alone, so, therefore, leave them alone. You can’t force someone to be with you, and you can’t force anyone to love you. I recommend you work on yourself. Work on why in your desperation for love you made a foolish decision to give up your money, career, and livelihood without exploring if she was actually the woman for you. The marriage was rushed. Your dating was rushed. Your getting to know one another was rushed.  You rushed into this relationship hoping it would save you from your loneliness. Welp, sir, that didn’t work. You’re right back where you started. – Terrance Dean

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Must-See Memes Of The Week

Back at it again with the absolute funniest (and pettiest) memes for your 4th of July weekend funny.

Hit the flip for the funniest memes of the week.

Meet Jewel Harris The Woman Who Is Married To J.R. Smith

Breaking News: J.R. SMITH IS MARRIED!!!

We recently reported last August that NBA baller JR Smith eloped with the mother of his daughter despite having a girlfriend of more than 2 years.

Jewel Harris has been with J.R. for years but finally got the Hennessy God to settle down once and for all:

Hit the flip to peep more from J.R. and his beautiful wife next…

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Boosie Claims TV Is Trying To Turn Kids Gay For Money

Boosie claims that TV is trying to turn children gay. The rapper sat down with DJ Vlad and explains that their is only money to gain by supposedly turning kids out…

Boosie BadAzz isn’t scared to speak his mind whether it’s on social media or in an interview with DJ Vlad. This year, the rapper caused come controversy when he blasted homosexuality being displayed on reality shows and even on his children’s favorite cartoons. Although, the Baton Rouge native says he has nothing against the gay community, he’s concerned that they are forcing homosexuality on people for monetary gain.

Boosie claims he knows a lot of gay people and doesn’t hate homosexuals but believes TV is brainwashing children. Check out the video below:

Discuss.

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The Ladies Love Chalee B.

Chalee B. the Que is YET ANOTHER luxuriously bearded member of Omega Psi Phi melting panties and snatching souls across social media at a time when Ques clearly run the world.

Hit the flip to meet another soul-snatching Que breaking the internet.

FBI Top 10 Fugitive Shanika Minor Arrested After Killing Pregnant Woman

A woman who topped the FBI top 10 list for allegedly killing a pregnant woman has finally been captured according to NBC News:

The Milwaukee woman recently added to the FBI’s list of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives for the killing of an expectant mother and her unborn child was captured early Friday, authorities tweeted.

Shanika S. Minor, 24, was nabbed in Fayetteville, North Carolina — two days after she became the subject of a large-scale effort to track her down.

She is accused in the March 6 slaying of her mother’s 23-year-old pregnant neighbor, a former high school classmate. The victim was just five days away from her due date. The FBI said the women had earlier gotten into an argument over loud music. Minor then confronted the woman and shot her in the chest, the FBI said.

Minor fled the scene and was believed to be receiving help from family or friends in another state. The FBI offered a $100,000 reward for information leading to her capture.

This lady ain’t isht!!!

Tomi Lahren doesn’t care what you blacktwitter warriors think of her….

YouTuber vlogger and supercar enthusiast Lord Aleem’s brand new Lamborghini Aventador SV Roadster is stopped by police in Birmingham city centre during his first test drive, after which the young entrepreneur becomes visibly angry during the tense confrontation.

This is pretty sickening when you watch it. We do not understand how someone could talk about their education with such vulgarity in front of a child. Uncouth, ignorant, ghetto, hoodrat behavior!

Tina Lawson Says Beyoncé Wasn’t A Big Fan Of The Wedding Dress She Made

It’s been well-documented that Tina Knowles Lawson was the designer of Destiny’s Child’s flamboyant wardrobe for several years and went on to design Beyoncé’s solo stage attire.

However, in a recent interview on the Today show, Tina revealed that the threads she designed for her daughter’s big day might not have been as well-received as she thought…

Via VanityFair

Knowles, a fashion designer, made her daughter her wedding dress, a strapless gown with multiple tiers, which was not seen by any of us until it appeared in the 2011 music video for “I Was Here.” (It has since been seen in various clips shared by the singer.) Knowles told the Today show hosts that Beyoncé revealed to her, after the fact, that she . . . may not have loved the dress. “She was so sweet to let me do that. She came back later one day and she said, ‘You know, when my daughter gets married, I’m going to let her pick out her own dress.’” (Ever tactful, that Beyoncé.) Tina continued, “Maybe she wasn’t so excited about it at the time, but she’s a sweetheart.”

Guess even for someone like Beyoncé, it’s hard to tell mama you don’t really like the clothes she made.

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Not sure if y’all noticed or not but “WAGS” is our guilty pleasure. We just got hold of some new clips from Sunday night’s upcoming episode:

The women head to Arizona to see Barbie throw the first pitch at the Diamondbacks v. Dodgers game during Spring Training, but an unresolved feud between Autumn and Natalie threatens to ruin the trip.  Meanwhile, Nicole finds a new way to cope with trust issues while away from Larry, and Sophia moves into Olivia’s apartment without permission.

“WAGS” airs Sundays at 10 PM ET/PT only on E!

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Jamaica To Introduce Cannabis Kiosks At The Airpot For Tourists To Buy Weed

Tired of going to Jamaica and having to look around for the good ganja, mon? Welp, according to High Times, the government is going to make it a lil’ easier for youse…

In an effort to cash in on the legal cannabis industry, Jamaica officials are working to provide tourists with easy access to marijuana as soon as they step foot onto the island.

It is no secret, by now, not even to the governing powers of the land of wood and water, that the majority of those who visit Jamaica do so in the hopes of getting their hands on some of that high-powered ganja to live out a Bob Marley boot camp fantasy.

It is for this reason that the Cannabis Licensing Authority (CLA) is currently developing plans to install cannabis kiosks inside all airports and seaports that would not only allow travelers to pick up a license to legally use the herb during their visit, but also provide them with a couple of ounces of weed before they head off to the hotel.

“It would primarily be for people who have a prescription and, in effect, you’re doing it for medicinal purposes with a permit from the Ministry of Health. If they don’t have a prescription, then they can do what we call ‘self-declare’, and this will allow them to have the two ounces while they are here,” CLA Chairman Hyacinth Lightbourne told to the Jamaica Gleaner.

Jamaica decriminalized marijuana possession, earlier last year, in a manner that allows anyone caught with two ounces of weed, or less, to simply pay a small fine (about five dollars) instead of facing criminal penalties. The passing of this legislation, which was done in an effort to establish a medicinal cannabis sector, also allows residents to cultivate up to five plants for personal use without being dragged to a local jail. However, unlike some of the medical marijuana laws in the U.S., Jamaica’s allows tourists to get a permit from the government that gives them to freedom to purchase up to two ounces of weed during their visit.

Land on the ground just to go ALL THE WAY UP!

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Mel B Looks Hot On Yacht In Ibiza

Well damn…

Mel B is 41 and still looking like bag of money next to her husband. The couple celebrated their 10 year anniversary on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza this week. Mel posted this sweet message on her instagram recognizing their special decade-long bond.

Nearly 10 years of marriage whoop whoop me and my baby boo @stephenthinks1 chillin in Ibiza getting all loved up #realove #theysaiditwouldntlast

Congratulations to the couple on their decade strong love. Peep more pics of Mel and her amazing physique below.

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