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Pure Comedy: InstaFlexing Gone Terribly Wrong, Pt. 3


Food From The Sea: 10 African Seafood Dishes You Have To Try!

Florida Crazies: Nekkid And High Guy Popped For For Sexing Tree And Beating Cop

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Drugged Florida Man Arrested For Sex With Tree And Assaulting Officer

Yes. This happened. In real life.

Via NYDailyNews

According to Florida cops, Kenneth Crowder did all of the below:

Ran naked through the streets, sexually assaulted a tree, called himself God, called himself Thor, tried to stab a Brevard police officer with the pin from his badge, and twice pulled out the probes from a taser gun after being jolted with high voltage.

The 41-year-old man from Melbourne was arrested and charged with all of the following: assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and battery of a law enforcement officer, according to ClickOrlando.com.

Flakka, a particularly dangerous synthetic drug, first erupted on the narcotics scene in south Florida in 2013 and has been ravaging the state ever since, according to authorities. Besides feelings of euphoria, it also induces rage, violence, and the ability to endure extreme pain.

Crowder, residents reported to police, was seen running through a residential neighborhood in his birthday suit, screaming he was God and committing a sexual act on a tree, the site reported.

By the time an officer arrived, Crowder was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. He threatened the cop, was tased, pulled out the electrodes, bunched his fists, was tased again, was punched in the face, and then tried to stab the officer with his badge pin, according to authorities.

This guy was ALL the way out of pocket. WTF is flakka?! Keep it FAR away from us!

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Hi Haters: GOP Goons Turn Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Logo Into 9/11 Terrorist Attack

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Hillary Clinton Campaign Logo Turned Into Terrorist Target By Republicans

Well, just when we thought Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign was off to a strong start, some Republican haters have gone and vandalized her logo. We spotted this horrifying image over at BreakingNewsUSA.

Conservatives opposed to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign circulated an offensive image based on the campaign’s logo.

The “H” in Clinton’s logo was Photoshopped into a twisted version of the World Trade Center’s twin towers, incorporating fire, smoke, and airplane. The image was then circulated on Twitter.

What a$$wipe thought this was funny?

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Obsessed: 10 Incredibly Weird Celebrity Bromances

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10 Incredibly Weird Celebrity Bromances

Bromances are all around us. They’re generally okay and just signs of guys who get along and love each other. But some bromances are really, really weird. Like, one guy gets obsessed with the other, or they fight like married couples. Here are some of those weird bromances.

Struggle Sorcery: The Most Hilariously Photoshopped Album Covers Ever

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Must-See Struggle Sorcery (Album Cover Edition)

There’s nothing shocking about world-famous celebs Photoshopping themselves into oblivion which usually looks way more ridiculous (and slander-worthy) than their natural look in today’s sorcery-obsessed entertainment industry.

Hit the flip for the most hilariously Photoshopped album covers ever.

White Privilege: Cops Let Underage Drinker Go After She Beats Them At Rock-Paper Scissors [Video]

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Teen Let Go After Beating Cops In Rock-Paper Scissors

A group of cops are under investigation after they were caught on video letting an underage drinker get off because she beat them in rock-paper scissors.

Must…be…nice.

RawStory reports:

Three Texas police officers face possible disciplinary action after agreeing to let an underage drinker out of a citation after she beat them in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

A cell phone video of the incident, which was recorded over the weekend at the Chilifest country music festival near Texas A&M, shows the unidentified college student react in shock and relief after her “rock” beats an officer’s “scissors.”

All three officers then walk away as the unidentified white woman celebrates with friends.

“I have seen the video and can only say that this is unacceptable and unprofessional conduct by these officers,” said Dennis Gaas, constable for Burleson County Precinct 2 – which hired the officers to work security at the music festival in Snook.

Gaas said the county doesn’t have enough officers to cover Chilifest, so he must hire up to 100 officers from other departments to provide crowd and traffic control for the event.

Officers issued 113 citations over the weekend and arrested 44 people, Gaas said.

He said officers are given discretion whether or not to issue citations, but he disapproved of the way these officers decided the outcome of the case.

“(Playing) games to get someone out of a ticket, I have a problem with that,” Gaas said.

He said the three officers, whose names were not released, have been told they are not allowed to work Chilifest again.

“It gives all of us a bad name,” Gaas said.

The incident stands in contrast to another encounter between police and a college student captured on viral video.

A black junior college student said two Philadelphia police officers tried to arrest him after they challenged him to a pickup basketball game and he beat them.

Video showed Samir Hill, a point guard at Allegany College of Maryland, drive quickly past one officer and cause another to fall down, and he said the pair came back two days later and detained him for nearly two hours before letting him go without charge.

Oh to be white and privileged.

Discuss…

Donk Sorcery Confirmed? Kylie Jenner’s Faux Fatty Revelation

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Kylie Jenner’s Butt Enhancement Confirmed?

We told you this ages ago, but a source close to Kylizzle is confirming that the littlest JennerDashian has had booty work. Apparently Kylie spent her whole childhood dreaming of the day she could finally get some plumped-up backs like big sister Kim — and couldn’t be happier now that she’s just old enough (kind of) to finally fat that azz up. As a source shared with OK! Magazine:

“Kylie’s always wanted a butt to match her sister’s. She’s thrilled with the results and isn’t holding back from showing it off.”

Kylie denied ever going under the knife…but she never mentioned anything about going under the NEEDLE — which is where luscious lips and cushiony cakes are created.

Of course, we all know Tyga has a soft spot in his heart for fake cakes, so he’s more than pleased with Kylie 2.0.

“Her boyfriend [Tyga] loves women with ample backside. He’s told Kylie he wouldn’t mind if her booty got even bigger!”

Well we already knew what the deal was here. Do you think Kylie’s looking cute with her new enhancements? She sure does…

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Bigot Bars: White Girls At Texas High School Rap About Lynching Swirly Brothas Who Want To Chop Them Down

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White Girls In Texas Apologize After Racist Rap Goes Viral

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the racism…

Via RawStory

Two white girls sent letters of apology after classmates shared a racist rap song they recorded about lynching black boys who found them sexually attractive.

The girls, whose names were not released, said they recorded the improvised rap two years ago as freshmen at Grapevine High School and did not fully understand the implications of their actions, reported Daily Kos.

“At this time in our lives, racism was not the talk of the country nor had we ever witnessed the true power of social media, twitter was still fresh and we had never heard of anyone getting in trouble for posting anything on social media, it was the beginning of this social era,” said one of the girls in a letter written to classmates and teachers.

School officials said they just recently became aware of the recording, which was made in June 2013 and has been circulating among students on social media.

“N*ggas n*ggas n*ggas they always look at me, I want to kill them now, I want to hang them from a tree,” one girl raps at the start of the three-minute, 17-second recording.

The girls repeatedly threaten to kill black boys who look at them sexually and make stereotypical references to black penis size, in addition to homophobic comments and offensive remarks about Latino and Asian-American students.

Crazy right? Wait til you get a load of these girl’s “apologies”…

“The song does not portray in any way how I actually feel about people,” one of the girls wrote. “I am a very open-minded person and I enjoy being part of a diverse family and diverse community. I am being raised to be respectful of all people, cultures and differences.”

The other girl said they were only mirroring the society they grew up in.

“As kids, we hear racist jokes all times of the day,” she said. “It’s what we’re around, it’s the jokes we heard.”

Translation: “Some of my best friends are black!”

“In my own home, my entire life I have never heard a foul or judgemental (sic) word for another race ever leave my parents’ mouths,” she claimed. “I myself have witnessed others spit racial slurs or comments and have been completely dumbfounded to the point of tears.”

Translation: “My parents are not responsible for my racist behavior, they love darkies! We even have a black maid!”

“The person I am, the person I will now be remembered as, the person who would do anything to take back the words that have hurt and offended so many has accepted the fact that when people are hurt, they want someone to be held responsible,” she said. “They need someone punished.”

Oh, so she’s accepted the burdensome fact that people will hold her responsible for her inflammatory jingle and champion her punishment?

Awwww, poor f***ing thang…

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Watch A$AP Rocky Get Called A “Ni****… Boy” By A Croissant Worker At English Shop [Video]

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@ The 9 Second Mark…

Aww ASAP… You should’ve bombed!!!!

Poor Thang! Jailbird Apollo Nida Upset Phaedra Parks Won’t Let Him See His Kids

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Apollo Nida Accuses Phaedra Of Keeping Their Kids Away From Him

Man, the good ol’ days of Phaedra and Apollo being family are definitely over. Apollo is airing out his reality tv star wife for failing to bring their kids to visit him in jail.

According to Life & Style reports:

‘Life & Style’ has exclusively learned that The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Phaedra Parks still hasn’t let Apollo Nida — who is serving eight years in a Kentucky prison — see his two boys, Ayden, 4, and Dylan, 2.

Apollo tells ‘Life & Style’ he is a great father and can’t understand why Phaedra isn’t allowing him to see his children.

“I’ve told her I really need to see them and that I need that support,” Apollo says in an exclusive interview from Federal Medical Center in Lexington, Ky. “But it’s still up in the air. It’s as if I have to jump through hoops from behind bars.”

Apollo speaks to his sons by phone but the distance is taking a toll on everyone, he shares. “It makes them sad that Daddy isn’t home with them.”

For more on Apollo’s struggle to see his children, pick up the new issue of ‘Life & Style,’ on newsstands now!

Do you think Phaedra is wrong for not bringing the boys to see their dad? OR do you think it may be harmful for kids to see their dad in lockup?

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Rihanna New Music Video “American Oxygen” [Video]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser (Part 2) [Video]

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Lucasfilm and visionary director J.J. Abrams join forces to take you back again to a galaxy far, far away as “Star Wars” returns to the big screen with “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.”

Who Is My Superstar Stepdaughter???

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Which Famous Family Is This Woman Related To?

This dimple faced fountain of youth banger is actually a member of a famous family, since marrying a member a few years ago. Can you guess who her hubby and world famous stepdaughter are?

Hit the flip to find out!

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Up Close On Nature: 7 Photo Safaris You Should Know About


Not Sure If Serious: Must-See Reactions To Nicki Minaj & Meek Mill’s “Engagement”

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Funniest, Shadiest & Messiest Reactions To Omeeka’s Engagement

Nicki and her handy-dandy Rent-A-Boo Meek allegedly got engaged in a random stunt that sparked endless speculation (and Barb shade) across the internet  at a time when no one really knows what’s happening with the hilariously mismatched couple.

Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Nicki and Meek’s suspect “engagement.”

Recalls: 9 Insensitive Offensive Shirts Companies Actually Tried To Sell

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9 Insensitive Offensive Shirts Companies Actually Tried To Sell

Some companies are just clueless. These clothing brands really tried to sell shirts that were tone deaf and crazy. And at the end of the day, all they did was make people mad. How do these ideas even get approved?

Ready To Pop: Evan Ross Steps Out For A Workout With Extra-Pregnant Wife Ashlee Simpson

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Evan Ross & Pregnant Ashlee Simpson Step Out To The Gym

30-year-old Ashlee Simpson was spotted heading out to the gym with newlywed husband Evan Ross on Thursday in LA.

Pregnant Ashlee Simpson & Evan Ross Enjoy A Workout Together

Ashlee revealed a few months back she and Evan are expecting a little girl, and Daddy-to-be Evan has been having a ball picking out potential names.

In the meantime, the ever-expanding pop songstress has been doing Cardio Barre classes three times a week to avoid balooning too much as her due date approaches.

According to MailOnline, Ashlee gained over 50 pounds while knocked up with her now six-year-old son with ex-husband Pete Wentz, Bronx Mowgli, and has been hitting the gym hard on a regular basis this go-round to stay healthy and avoid a repeat of that situation.

Pregnant Ashlee Simpson & Evan Ross Enjoy A Workout Together

Awww, cute couple right? We aren’t exactly sure when that baby is due, but she looks like she’s about ready to drop off her gut full of Evan any minute.

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Mr. & Mrs. Thug? Did Young Thug Officially Take His Bangin’ Boo-Thang Karlae Off The Market?

A Timeline Of Meek Mill & Nicki Minaj’s Love Affair

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Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill must really be trying to kill off rumors that their relationship is “forced”…Continue.

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